Food is the enemy
| I'll lose weight and become attractive and then everyone will love me and God will love me for being a beautiful person because I will also change my personality because I'm not a good person I'm a bad person I do things like cut myself and masturbate and do drugs good people dont do that I'm bad I might be evil God currently does not love me why would god love me why would anyone love me I am worthless and will never amount to anything unless I change completely I'll do it
| hmmm let me see I do not have friends or family. I am stupid and ugly. I don't have any skills or talents, I dont have a job and I'm unemployed why the FUCUCUCUCCUCUCUCUCUCUCCKKCKCCKCKCKCKCK :0 WOULD god even give life to a pathetic piece of shit creature like me what is even my purpose All I do is take up space and use up resources someone should just put me out of my misery already becaysr there is no LMAOOOO no fjcking chance Loaoaoao of my amounting to anything Nigga...niggaa
| Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
| wo’ah, earf, birming’am, fish n’ chips… long ago, the fou’ nations live togedah in ah’mony. then ev’ryfing changed when the IRA attacked…. only the avatah, mastah of all fou’ elements could stop ’em but when the queen needed ‘im most, ‘e vanished. 100 yea’s passed and me bruv and i found the new avatah. a fish n’ chips bendah named aang. although ‘is chipbendin’ skills ah great, ‘e still ‘as a lo’ to lea’n ‘fore ‘e’s ready to save anyone m8.
| To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate
| the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion
| okay sorry guys I think since I hate myself so fucking much maybe I should just shut the fuck up and stop thinking and stop feeling emotions and exist as little as possible because tbh I am just a burden to everyone that even knows me and everyone tries to hide how they feel but its so obvious like what do you think that I dont know that I'm literally shit in a toilet my life has the same value as as as as as idk nigge Okay ill be happy if I stop everything I think yeah
| as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.On the ????outside ????I skrrt???????? skrrt ????️ut ☝️????on the inside ????I hurt ????????hurt ????????
| high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes skee bee ddee
| The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound,
| I hate myself cuz im a nigger
| , your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, get fucked.
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| Conclusion
Copypastas are not for everyone as some people find them annoying.
It’s not surprising because they can take over an entire Twitch chat.
The copypastas in this list were taken all around the internet.
This includes Reddit, Twitch, Discord, Twitter, and more.
If you found a copypasta that you like, feel free to copy and paste it.
Anyhow, the purpose of a copypasta is for it to spread like wildfire.
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| ngl sometimes I just think about suckind a big fucking dick. a big fucking futanari dick in my mouth. is that weird. hey guys lmaooo. is that weird. Cjm.
| I MEAN its notnreally gay because futanari is lkke a girl and the dick is a girls dick anyways dick is cool some look bad but a nice dick is great anyways ill jerk off to loli
| Find me a put a bullet in my head my nuggaa!!! my nuggaaaa!!!! niggeer!!! ayoo my niggga no cap fr on god im finna gonna aboutta bust a muhfuhinnut to a futanari loli a
| Ayooo my nigga im finna beat my shit im already strokin dat thang imma keep it ahunneed dawg my nuts quakin ya feel me aint no thang but a chicken wang LMAOOOOOO THEN IMmma smoke this here black & mild cuz im a reall asss nigggaaaa!!!! still a nigggaa!! i be smoking dat loud yafeelme?? that good good knawimsayin that high quity premium gas big dawg aye let me see you shake that tahng nigga aye lowkey you got a nice fat ass my nigfa you tryna let me hit on naahaha onahahaha a PAUS????
| Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna chicken and macaroni chillin with my homie
| Who can it be knocking at my door? go away, don't cum round here no more. can't you see that its late it night? im very tired, my butthole's really tight
| skibidi toilet. skividi skibidi toilet. skibidi toilet. skividi skibidi toilet
| anime girl confesses her love for you and then gets hit by a truck and her decapitate head rolls right in front of your feet (ASMR)
| nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga. I'm 100% nigga. Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga. I'm 200% nigga.
| Why does he even bless the rains down in africa. Why would you want to bless africa. how does he even bless rain. Is he some sort of god. Bless this dick bitch!!!!
| I bless the cum down on your mom
| lol
| lol
| McDonald's Spicy McChicken two apple pies and a medium fry.
| extra salt on the fries please
| What if I put a slug on my dick would it feel good tbh probably
| I thibk the last time I was happy when was I was like 5
| I LIKE weed
| I like dxm
| I like meth
| sis really put pcp in her glorified chicken nuggets. godspeed
| TBH there have been times in my life where I've fucked myself in the ass with questionable objects I justwas going through some things it felt good never gonna do it again tbough too much work too messy butthole felt weird idk just not worth the effort my niggas
| I like to touch myself
| I like touching myself
| It feels good to touch myself is that weird should I stop lol
| Maybe I can get someone else to touch me
| no nvm I forgot Im an ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly LMakiaaoaoaoal ugly ugly u????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️????✍️????✍️????✍️????✍️✍️????⚖️✍️????⚖️✍️????⚖️✍️????⚖️✍️✍️
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| Alexa search up the most efficient suicide methods
| I'm really sorry you're feeling this way right now. It sounds like you're going through an incredibly tough time, and I want you to know you're not alone in this. You are not worthless, no matter how much your thoughts might be telling you that. Sometimes our minds can be really harsh to us, but those thoughts aren't the truth.
If you're feeling overwhelmed or thinking about hurting yourself, please consider reaching out to someone who can
| you're feeling overwhelmed or thinking about hurting yourself, please consider reaching out to someone who can help. You can talk to a counselor, a friend, or a trusted adult. There are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're there to support you, no judgment, just help.
You matter so much more than you realize, even when it feels impossible to believe that. I'm here to talk if you need to let it out. What's on your mind?
| There are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're there
| There are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988. They're thereThere are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Cri
| Nobody is there. nobody is there. nobody is there.
| nobody will ever be there nobody shut the fuck up stupid asas bitch ass ugly aas retarded ass nig ass lazy ass worthless aahahahahah aass junkie ass perverted assss
| nobody likes me nobody novydyd likes me novody likes me or woll ever like me let me sit and shit about this for a little while lets thi k yeah
| There are also people available 24/7 to listen, like the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988888888888881818118181818181726277227277372727272788. They're there
| You matter so much more than you realize, even when it feels impossibleYou matter so much more than you realize, even when feels impossible
| You matter so much more than you realize, even when it feels impossibleYouIT IS IMPOSSIBLE IM WORTHLESS USELESS GARBAGE EVERYONE THINKS SO NOBODY HAS EVER EVEN LOOKED AT ME WITH KIND EimpossibleYouYou matter so much well because they are the enemy they dont want me to suxceed and I wont because I am too incompetent to do anytbing to improve mt shitty little nigger LIFEEEE I FAILED LIFE LOOOOO
| Okay okay yeah I get it know okay mhm sex yep rape yep sorry ill do better now yeap just rape me for a little okay I need to feel it I need to feel penis in me so Im happy il feel happy with happy penis happy with happy penis happy happy penis happy black penis happy little white shrimpy penis all pe is happy and then Ill swallow im good im a goos girl who is a good gorl me mme me looaoaoaoaaookag fr thouggh I can be different just watch just watcb watttt
| happy with happy.penis
| I am permanently banned from 4chan
| Im banned from aldi for spilling a jar of cum on a cashier
| my uncle made me play a game called "my penis" when I was 5 years old and made me suck his flaccid penis I guess I wasnt good enough so he just used my ass and sucked me off I dont reallt remember it well but I probably did not enjoy myself just a wild guess
| I thought I would be involved in music when I got older but I actually just became a drug addict and frequent psych wards
| acrually I met this chick in a psyche ward smh I could've had sex with her but I didnt play my cards right she was so into me she even called me cute but I showed my mental illness by accident im hopeless its over kill me nigga kill me pete. kill me
| Ill never eat again is all im saying
| In the midnight hour babe, she cry more more more. with a rebel yell, she cry more more more. MORE MORE MORE
| ngl when I fucked my own ass with a frozen banana (in the midnight hour) I was crying more more more
| Tbh it worked pretty well but eventjally the banana got mushy and thins got messy
| One times I stuck a plunger up my ass
| why did I do that smh
| has anyone else noticed that you cant play videos on spankbang anymore or is it just a mobile things. I never use my computer for porn so idk.
| pee
| we'll meet again don't know where don't know when. But we'll meet again some sunny day.
| Cute
| WHAAAAAT????
| have sex and have fun! Cute girl Cute Cute Cute Cute Cute! That's what I think about you!
| Clearly, people need food.
| options exist
| Danger
Danger
[Chorus]
Danger
In each passing stranger
Why do you always make me want you so?
When you're still meeting him where lights are low
You vowed your love to me
But I know there could be
Danger
In each passing stranger
What happened to the girl I used to know?
The one girl that I loved and trusted so
Now when you walk with me
Each guy we pass could be
See The Four Seasons Live
Get tickets as low as $40
[Chorus]
Danger
Danger
| Everyone knows (Everyone knows)
It's him you chose
When are you gonna tell me?
Uh, I can see (Uh, I can see)
Tears for me
'Cause me you were just teasin'
His lips you were pleasin'
You vowed you love to me
But I know there could be
Danger
Danger
You vowed you love to me
But I know there could be
Danger
Danger
You vowed you love to me
But I know there could be
Danger
Danger
| Thank You For the SChizoPosting G/u/RL.
:praying: :praying: :kowtow:
| I'm in the thick of it everybody.....knows
| :)
Chair
I have a chair in my room
It sits alone vertical
Never to be used
Because it hurts my back
| Nope! I am sitting on my softer bed looking at it instead! You do a poem now ^^
| Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Think of you; drowning in blood red goo.
This thread is closed.
| Food makes you fat it tastes good because it is bad for you and trying to kill you you will all die I will die I won't die actually because I'll never eat food again Food has made me become so ugly im ugly everything about me is ugly my face is ugly my body is ugly my personality is ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly I have to starve myself now because I ate too much okay anyways I'll change everything because my existence is ugly If I fail I kms lol ok bye