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I'm dating an ex-MAID (answers)
| #1028979, ID: 1ad7de
| how did you get a corpse to consent to a romantic relationship
She is a very smart (and attractive) zombie, I guess
| How is it dating a corpse?
| #1028982, ID: f6dd7c
| How did you find her and win her delicate heart?
I met her on the danger/u/ discord server and we were friends for a couple of years before I realized I liked her romantically, so I decided to make a move and it worked out. And tbh, even as friends, before dating we'd have some "fun" together from time to time (our first dm is actually about hentai, lol)
| #1028990, ID: 91d26c>>1029013
| what's your favorite color?
Post number #1029013, ID: 608c64
>>1028990
If it's the first kind of maid you better answer correctly!
Honestly, I don't remember the color MAID posts are highlighted with (I haven't used danger/u/ for years). Funnily enough, she doesn't remember either. But my favorite colors are orange and green.
| #1029002, ID: 538193
| D-does she have any friends who would like to go on a nice date?
Umm, kinda? Would you be ready to date a depressed person?
| #1029041, ID: 83ae70
| Are you dating Luka?
Nope
| >>1031643
I would want to go on a nice date with them, and comfort each other's loneliness. But I'm male, and I don't know if I have much hope for a future together with them, as we might have different goals in life. I'd still enjoy it if we could enjoy romance for some time, particularly if they were in my area (east coast USA).
| btw is this maid Y***?
| as a live-in housemaid, i approve!
| >>1031676 what the hell, I didn't know there's another couple on /u/ discord. How long have you two been going out?
| She's not on the /u/ discord anymore though
| r u holding hands?
| Questions? About what? Why? what?
| omg will you kiss her on the lips? does she let you look in her eyes?
| OP is living the dream
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>>1031889
>>1031890
I knoooooow. Imagine when maid kun is sore and OP massages her and she leans into OP’s loving hands. I hope we can all become maids and get married!!
| >the eternal maid
>she cleans the board for free
>she sucks and fucks for free, now, too
when will they ever learn
| >>1031926
>I want to drain you dry and hear you squeak with joy
> I want us to wear pretty dresses by the river, eating sandwhiches and drinking tea together
> I want to be maids with you
>ANNOUNCEMENT: I WILL BE FORMING MY OWN WEBSITE SO I CAN BE A MAID! ONlY PEOPLE WHO KISS ME OR SMILE AT ME CAN POST THERE! GET IN NOW!!!!!! (I'll get around to it later)
| Haha, answer thread. Just like umineko amiright gurls?
| Girls are cool
| >>1031729
Because I just thought people would be curious about some things since MAID is a name for a Danger/u/ mod.
| >>1031975
>< eek that's amazing did she like it? can you bottle her smell and send it to us? Do you think you have a future together? Do you think you'll have kids? Will you name them after blue archive chan? Or you could call one Job and one Poppy!
| Why did she stop being a MAID?
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| g/u/rls! I'm so sorry! I completely forgot about the thread I made over a month ago! I'll answer all of the questions now!
link to the original thread:
https://boards.dangeru.us/u/thread/1028978