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Post number #1024519, ID: b240d7>>1024798
| One rule: if you reply twice, you're disqualified

Can't stop samefags but I'm sure you g/u/rls are honorable

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| N

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| I

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| Huh, not again!

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| G

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| N

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| Y

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| I MOJO JOJO, SHALL BE THE LAST COMMENT, FOR IF YOU COMMENT AFTER ME YOU ARE DUMB, AND NOT BASED, AND STUPID, AND SMELL BAD.
-poppy de una familia noble poppilina

Post number #1024773, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024774, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024775, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024776, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024777, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024778, ID: 863484
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified

The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.

Post number #1024779, ID: 863484
| FOR POPILIA RAAAAAAAAA

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| FOR POPILIA RAAAAAAAAA

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| 150- I AM COMING!!!!!!

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| ON MY WAY

Post number #1024784, ID: 863484
| NO GIVING UP NOW

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| NO GIVING UP NOW

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| Poppy will be the last poster!!!!!!

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| Poppy will be the last poster!!!!!!

Post number #1024788, ID: 863484
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!

Post number #1024789, ID: 863484
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!

Post number #1024790, ID: 863484
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!!

Post number #1024791, ID: 863484
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!!!

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| She'll hate me for this....

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| Dumb...

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| Smelly...

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| Not

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| Based...

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| Stupid

Post number #1024798, ID: 863484
| >>1024519
And without honor as a g/u/rl...

Post number #1024799, ID: 863484
| The one thing I took a sacred gurl vow to be...

Post number #1024800, ID: 863484
| And yet as I feel the wind on my cheeks

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| And I feel the tears in the corner of my eyes as I chuckle a little-er martyr myself

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| I know honor is mine

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| Dancing in the wind

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| Brown tattered falling from its tree

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| Pine cones must roll home

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| That's my samarai death poem btw

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| 42 posts heh don't forget your towel

Post number #1024808, ID: 863484
| But what is honor?

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| What is intelligence?

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| What is Basedness?

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| What is elegance and enticingness of smell?

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| But tools, tools which connect us to the world we love

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| And all tools must be put away when the time calls for it

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| one third there

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| But there's no time to rest

Post number #1024816, ID: 863484
| I've practiced my posting here

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| My hands are fast

Post number #1024818, ID: 863484
| I'm well caffinated

Post number #1024819, ID: 863484
| I'm on free wifi

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| And I know...

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| In my heart, I'm doing what I was born to do

Post number #1024822, ID: 863484
| Spend perhaps too long making poppy simping posts which she may not actually want

Post number #1024823, ID: 863484
| But the rubicon has been crossed

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| I AM this generation's caesar

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| The atilla the hun

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| The one who took fate in her hand

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| And cut the gordian know

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| Fate would not have made poppy the last true poster in this thread

Post number #1024829, ID: 863484
| So fate itself must be overcome

Post number #1024830, ID: 863484
| I know the maids must have seen me by now

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| But they too have honor, and I know they would not stop me

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| For my work is one far above that of even destiny itself!

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| And I've already masturbated today, and have a waterbottle with me, so there's nothing which can stand in my way!!!!

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| (unless I get tired)

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| (or distracted)

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| (or anxious)

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| (or low blood sugar)

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| (or lose power on my laptop)

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| 75 posts

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| halfway there

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| keep going

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| Ganbare!

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| I'm like the 7 samarai

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| Except I think it was 47 ronin

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| oops

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| I'm like the 47 ronin

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| Except I don't really respect them. I doubt they made japan or the world really a better place by carrying on revenge crap and violence

Post number #1024848, ID: 863484
| Same with the kamakzes tbh

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| kamakazes

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| From their perspective it's understandable of course that they thought they were doing something important, and maybe they did by giving japan a good reputation for going for it when it came time to determine its post war fate

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| But A lot of last stands were kinda dumb, your side lost for a reason, and martyrdom, while romantic isn't actually a good thing most of the time

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| so none of you gurls go join isis!

Post number #1024853, ID: 863484
| they say they'll give you a boyfriend and all I know but I think we're all very charming and part of that is not being thoughtless and violent

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| 90 posts

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| come on!

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| Poppy WILL be the last legitemate poster in this thread

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| RAAAAAAAAA

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| RAAAAAAA

Post number #1024859, ID: 863484
| NEVER GIVE UP

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| FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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| DO WHAT YOU LOVE

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| HAVE SEX

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| AND

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| HAVE FUN!

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| !!!!

Post number #1024866, ID: c61ea3>>1024878
| do not cum. ever.

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| unironically

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| shit are you a doubleposter?

Post number #1024869, ID: 5adfaf>>1024878
| no.

Post number #1024870, ID: 863484
| or did you just make my epic posting undone?

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| are you sure?

Post number #1024872, ID: 863484
| I think you're a samefag

Post number #1024873, ID: 0cd2a9>>1024878
| >>863484 samefag

Post number #1024874, ID: 863484
| Like you replied to me from a different address

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| see I thought about just bumping every other thread on /u/

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| probably could've done it quicker

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| but I'm a good g/u/rl at heart and didn't want to disturb all the other threads particularly with the same name I've had some very nice interactions

Post number #1024878, ID: 863484
| Samefag court is now in session! If you don't reply, as the most experienced poster in this thread, I'm declaring >>1024873 >>1024869 >>1024866
to be samefags

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| in 3

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| 2

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| 1

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| OK the trial is starting

Post number #1024883, ID: 863484
| ahem ms prosecuter, this is quite the charge I see for these 3 posters

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| oooh they are still on the lamb huh?

Post number #1024885, ID: 863484
| sounds GUILTY to me

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| BANG BANG BANG

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| GUILTY AS CHARGED

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| of samefagging

Post number #1024889, ID: 863484
| so poppy is still the last real poster- case closed!

Post number #1024890, ID: 863484
| If your shoes frequently become untied, you should look into changing your tying style

Post number #1024891, ID: 863484
| This used to happen to me before I started passing both side loops through the central loop instead of just doing the normal way

Post number #1024893, ID: 863484
| Now they never come untied

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| And I can still get them off by just pulling on one string

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| It's a much better way, though I know I didn't describe it well

Post number #1024896, ID: 863484
| But just get towards the end and look at how you can repeat one of the steps I guess- don't do the full thing again, but inside that knot.

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| Some people just tie another bad common shoelace knot on top of the first

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| But now you can't do the pull- disasembly, and they're still on a timer to come apart!

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| Not to mention: as they shift and come apart, your shoe tightness will change!

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| I'm practicing touch typing my numbers. I never learned to do that, but it's really good! I use https://www.keybr.com/ right now, though I haven't actually added in the numbers yet on there I'm trying to follow the chart in daily typing
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Post number #1024908, ID: 863484
| You just slide your finger up 142

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| and there you go! 143

Post number #1024910, ID: 863484
| those samefag posts were also me btw hahaha so don't count them even if you don't believe the judge
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| It matters not how straight the gate

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| how charged with punishments the scroll

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| I am the master of my fate

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| I am the captain of my soul

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| I am vanquished, but

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| I am proud

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| uh oh what's the bump limit on this thing?

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| I may have miscalculated

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| I thought it was 150 from that thread a while ago?

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| I guess this was a good lesson in studying things before you attempt them huh?

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| It's already off the forum

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| Should've gotten /pass/ for access to the archives huh?

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| But I'll hit the limit sooner or later

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| one seventy two here I come get out of my way flooddetectedchan!

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| let's see if 200 does it

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| go

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| go

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| gadget

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| posting!

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| All these years, posting on here, who knew I was training for the FINAL BATTLE

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| Postnarok

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| I always knew I was really smart and not wasting my time

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Post number #1024951, ID: a7285b>>1024965
| this hysterical gurl is going so fast nobody will notice that I'm gay

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Post number #1024953, ID: 863484
| I notice you gay kun and I think you're really cute but you won't be gay anymore if you don't post again

Post number #1024954, ID: 863484
| so do it!

Post number #1024955, ID: 863484
| because I love you too

Post number #1024956, ID: 863484
| and uhm I-I'm not hysterical o-ok?

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| I'm just a little, you know excited

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| with the tears and the breathing and the world seeming like it's spinning around!

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| But I'm not hysterical!

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Post number #1024964, ID: b7d681>>1024969
| this hysterical gurl is going so fast nobody will notice that I'm committed to traditional family values

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| the next post might be the last. I think you should make it gay-kun. >>1024951

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| ok test?

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| ok test?uh oh it isn't 200

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| 250 maybe!

Post number #1024969, ID: 863484
| >>1024964
which of those do you think are the best ones?

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| I like the whole teaching your kids how to make money and budget and things like you did part

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| but my dad and mom just do paperwork which I'm like who wants paperwork done for them? like they're really smart but I feel like people should you know make things people like and make them smile and then get money from the smiling people

Post number #1024973, ID: 863484
| I- I haven't really done that yet though I did work in fast food for a little and did a pretty good job!

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| I hope that was a positive impact on the world what with how sugar is supposed to be bad for you and all

Post number #1024975, ID: 863484
| And I had trouble figuring out how to do the credit card reader

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| So I would just tell them 'oh haha it's not working'

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| But this one guy was on a date and got all mad at me going 'my card is good!'

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| I don't think that's very nice boy behavior

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| boys should be sweet and thoughtful IF they exist at all not all mean like that

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| and I think my co-workers were stealing from the til while I wasn't there? because my register came up short twice

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| I don't think I was missing people's money, though I tend to be a little spacey

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| uhhhh

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| And then I got a job at a residence hall in college collecting the packages and mail overnight

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| And they got upset I kept falling asleep even though I'd try to stay standing and dance around to stay awake

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| but not much because I'm kinda shy

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| But here's the crazy thing- we had packages missing there too on my shifts!

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| And they fired me

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| But gurls I'm PRETTY sure I don't have some kind of criminal alter ego

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| And I was careful checking things in

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| So no idea

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Post number #1024998, ID: ee884e>>1025000
| Burg burg

Post number #1024999, ID: 863484
| jeez I keep forgetting to add 1 to the total number of posts

Post number #1025000, ID: 863484
| >>1024998
YOU better doublepost too gurl!

Post number #1025001, ID: 863484
| burg

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| burg

Post number #1025003, ID: 863484
| see now they're unbalanced!

Post number #1025004, ID: 863484
| so you need to post angryburg to balance them out

Post number #1025005, ID: 863484
| wow this has taken at least a few minutes to post all this

Post number #1025006, ID: 863484
| I'm shivering a little, it's gotten noticably colder out here

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| I can never focus on anything so it's kinda nice I did this today

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| oh I added 2 that time

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Post number #1025012, ID: 863484
| OK here comes the real bump limit!

Post number #1025013, ID: 863484
| jee I feel a litte shakey and I already had my ramen. I have a can of soup too but they're kinda pricey and It's a lot to eat at once. I used to carry trail mix with me but eh I think it wasnot super filling you know?

Post number #1025014, ID: 863484
| I should've eaten the soup first so I could snack on the ramen

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| 248

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| ah shit not again 250
for you undisputed winner poppy!!!!

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