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| I MOJO JOJO, SHALL BE THE LAST COMMENT, FOR IF YOU COMMENT AFTER ME YOU ARE DUMB, AND NOT BASED, AND STUPID, AND SMELL BAD.
-poppy de una familia noble poppilina
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| >if you reply twice, you're disqualified
The words echoed in my head. My queen had replied, and this was my chance. For love, for devotion, for someone I've interacted with a whole DOZEN TIMES!!!! I take my ban as a true soldier.
| FOR POPILIA RAAAAAAAAA
| FOR POPILIA RAAAAAAAAA
| 150- I AM COMING!!!!!!
| ON MY WAY
| NO GIVING UP NOW
| NO GIVING UP NOW
| Poppy will be the last poster!!!!!!
| Poppy will be the last poster!!!!!!
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!!
| seems like it does not do post discarded when I write something new!!!!
| She'll hate me for this....
| Dumb...
| Smelly...
| Not
| Based...
| Stupid
| The one thing I took a sacred gurl vow to be...
| And yet as I feel the wind on my cheeks
| And I feel the tears in the corner of my eyes as I chuckle a little-er martyr myself
| I know honor is mine
| Dancing in the wind
| Brown tattered falling from its tree
| Pine cones must roll home
| That's my samarai death poem btw
| 42 posts heh don't forget your towel
| But what is honor?
| What is intelligence?
| What is Basedness?
| What is elegance and enticingness of smell?
| But tools, tools which connect us to the world we love
| And all tools must be put away when the time calls for it
| one third there
| But there's no time to rest
| I've practiced my posting here
| My hands are fast
| I'm well caffinated
| I'm on free wifi
| And I know...
| In my heart, I'm doing what I was born to do
| Spend perhaps too long making poppy simping posts which she may not actually want
| But the rubicon has been crossed
| I AM this generation's caesar
| The atilla the hun
| The one who took fate in her hand
| And cut the gordian know
| Fate would not have made poppy the last true poster in this thread
| So fate itself must be overcome
| I know the maids must have seen me by now
| But they too have honor, and I know they would not stop me
| For my work is one far above that of even destiny itself!
| And I've already masturbated today, and have a waterbottle with me, so there's nothing which can stand in my way!!!!
| (unless I get tired)
| (or distracted)
| (or anxious)
| (or low blood sugar)
| (or lose power on my laptop)
| 75 posts
| halfway there
| keep going
| Ganbare!
| I'm like the 7 samarai
| Except I think it was 47 ronin
| oops
| I'm like the 47 ronin
| Except I don't really respect them. I doubt they made japan or the world really a better place by carrying on revenge crap and violence
| Same with the kamakzes tbh
| kamakazes
| From their perspective it's understandable of course that they thought they were doing something important, and maybe they did by giving japan a good reputation for going for it when it came time to determine its post war fate
| But A lot of last stands were kinda dumb, your side lost for a reason, and martyrdom, while romantic isn't actually a good thing most of the time
| so none of you gurls go join isis!
| they say they'll give you a boyfriend and all I know but I think we're all very charming and part of that is not being thoughtless and violent
| 90 posts
| come on!
| Poppy WILL be the last legitemate poster in this thread
| RAAAAAAAAA
| RAAAAAAA
| NEVER GIVE UP
| FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
| DO WHAT YOU LOVE
| HAVE SEX
| AND
| HAVE FUN!
| !!!!
| do not cum. ever.
| unironically
| shit are you a doubleposter?
| no.
| or did you just make my epic posting undone?
| are you sure?
| I think you're a samefag
| Like you replied to me from a different address
| see I thought about just bumping every other thread on /u/
| probably could've done it quicker
| but I'm a good g/u/rl at heart and didn't want to disturb all the other threads particularly with the same name I've had some very nice interactions
| Samefag court is now in session! If you don't reply, as the most experienced poster in this thread, I'm declaring >>1024873 >>1024869 >>1024866
to be samefags
| in 3
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| OK the trial is starting
| ahem ms prosecuter, this is quite the charge I see for these 3 posters
| oooh they are still on the lamb huh?
| sounds GUILTY to me
| BANG BANG BANG
| GUILTY AS CHARGED
| of samefagging
| so poppy is still the last real poster- case closed!
| If your shoes frequently become untied, you should look into changing your tying style
| This used to happen to me before I started passing both side loops through the central loop instead of just doing the normal way
| Now they never come untied
| And I can still get them off by just pulling on one string
| It's a much better way, though I know I didn't describe it well
| But just get towards the end and look at how you can repeat one of the steps I guess- don't do the full thing again, but inside that knot.
| Some people just tie another bad common shoelace knot on top of the first
| But now you can't do the pull- disasembly, and they're still on a timer to come apart!
| Not to mention: as they shift and come apart, your shoe tightness will change!
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| I'm practicing touch typing my numbers. I never learned to do that, but it's really good! I use https://www.keybr.com/ right now, though I haven't actually added in the numbers yet on there I'm trying to follow the chart in daily typing
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| those samefag posts were also me btw hahaha so don't count them even if you don't believe the judge
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| It matters not how straight the gate
| how charged with punishments the scroll
| I am the master of my fate
| I am the captain of my soul
| I am vanquished, but
| I am proud
| uh oh what's the bump limit on this thing?
| I may have miscalculated
| I thought it was 150 from that thread a while ago?
| I guess this was a good lesson in studying things before you attempt them huh?
| It's already off the forum
| Should've gotten /pass/ for access to the archives huh?
| But I'll hit the limit sooner or later
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| one seventy two here I come get out of my way flooddetectedchan!
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| let's see if 200 does it
| go
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| gadget
| posting!
| All these years, posting on here, who knew I was training for the FINAL BATTLE
| Postnarok
| I always knew I was really smart and not wasting my time
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| this hysterical gurl is going so fast nobody will notice that I'm gay
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| I notice you gay kun and I think you're really cute but you won't be gay anymore if you don't post again
| so do it!
| because I love you too
| and uhm I-I'm not hysterical o-ok?
| I'm just a little, you know excited
| with the tears and the breathing and the world seeming like it's spinning around!
| But I'm not hysterical!
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| this hysterical gurl is going so fast nobody will notice that I'm committed to traditional family values
| ok test?
| ok test?uh oh it isn't 200
| 250 maybe!
| I like the whole teaching your kids how to make money and budget and things like you did part
| but my dad and mom just do paperwork which I'm like who wants paperwork done for them? like they're really smart but I feel like people should you know make things people like and make them smile and then get money from the smiling people
| I- I haven't really done that yet though I did work in fast food for a little and did a pretty good job!
| I hope that was a positive impact on the world what with how sugar is supposed to be bad for you and all
| And I had trouble figuring out how to do the credit card reader
| So I would just tell them 'oh haha it's not working'
| But this one guy was on a date and got all mad at me going 'my card is good!'
| I don't think that's very nice boy behavior
| boys should be sweet and thoughtful IF they exist at all not all mean like that
| and I think my co-workers were stealing from the til while I wasn't there? because my register came up short twice
| I don't think I was missing people's money, though I tend to be a little spacey
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| And then I got a job at a residence hall in college collecting the packages and mail overnight
| And they got upset I kept falling asleep even though I'd try to stay standing and dance around to stay awake
| but not much because I'm kinda shy
| But here's the crazy thing- we had packages missing there too on my shifts!
| And they fired me
| But gurls I'm PRETTY sure I don't have some kind of criminal alter ego
| And I was careful checking things in
| So no idea
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| Burg burg
| jeez I keep forgetting to add 1 to the total number of posts
| burg
| burg
| see now they're unbalanced!
| so you need to post angryburg to balance them out
| wow this has taken at least a few minutes to post all this
| I'm shivering a little, it's gotten noticably colder out here
| I can never focus on anything so it's kinda nice I did this today
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| OK here comes the real bump limit!
| jee I feel a litte shakey and I already had my ramen. I have a can of soup too but they're kinda pricey and It's a lot to eat at once. I used to carry trail mix with me but eh I think it wasnot super filling you know?
| I should've eaten the soup first so I could snack on the ramen
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for you undisputed winner poppy!!!!
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| One rule: if you reply twice, you're disqualified
Can't stop samefags but I'm sure you g/u/rls are honorable