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im so tired
| ill be your internet friend, do you have a discord or something?
| Have sex and have fun.
| ill be your scammer friend, have you yet bought any crypto?
| I’ll be your kissable friend. Do you have an erection?
| I'll be :3
| I'll be your engineer friend, do you have any question regarding how stuff works around?
| Cut! Cut! Cut!
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| I'll be your fish friend, do you want to go swimmong, glub glub?
| I'll be your awesome friend. Do you have a pair of sunglasses I could borrow?
| I'll be your lush friend, let's go drinking! Next round is on you!
| I'll be your pirate matey! Arrr ya ready to sail and drink rum matey?
| I'll be your depressed friend. You know what, nevermind...
| I'll be your hungry friend, can I have some of your lunch?
| I'll be your gaming friend. *ignores you while she plays a video game*
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| and so fucking lonely