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I have mild food poisoning
| Food poisoning is woke nonsense. I regularly don’t cook my refrigerated chicken for weeks, and leave food in my room temp lunch box for days and I’ve never had it.
| >>1016009
Sorry to hear that you had some bad bbq, g/u/rl. I blame the damn yankees.
>>1016019
Have you tried medium rare chicken? It sounds like your thing.
| I've been having food poisoning for five days and I took pills for 2 days but I'm still shitting out diarrhea. My stomach hurts really bad. When will this madness end?
| If it's of any solace, alien chestbusters are very very unlikely to exist as living things from other planets will have evolved very differently from life as we know it, not to mention separately from life as we know it, so for such species to have evolved amenities with which to act as a chest-busting parasite upon us has a next to nothing chance.
Unless you're just talking about foreigners, of course.
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| I feel like the alien chestbuster is inside my stomach and I'll spare you gurls the gross stuff.
I'll never trust the boomers about bbq again, regret going to one.