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how to get a gf?
| Which gundum figure you want?
| Fuck her mouth
| Step 1: become their friend
Step 2: ????
Step 3: profit
Step 4: fuck them so hard they only can think about you
| become THE girlfriend
--- THE TRANNY FIGHTER ---
| Watch what your average danger/u/ user does, and do the exact opposite.
| Have sex and have fun.
| I'm your girlfriend now. It was that easy!
| don't be sub and you get to pick, you'll hate living tho, or
be sub and pick a god to pray
| I genuinely have no idea how I managed to get such descent girlfriends when I was younger
| I love you so much girlfriend I will commission a solid gold statue of you with all 50 of my dollars
| Guess the real girlfriend was the girls we made along the way
| you misspelled g/u/rl
| You misspelled g/u/u/rl.
| wait, if a g/u/rl gets a gf, whos the money printer for the other?
| >>1015891 >>1015927 i have no idea of what you mean, can you explain it as if i was 3yo pretty please?
| Magic the gathering??? Sure!
| It's pronounced .jif
| >>1015963 like listening rock cds and playing poker?? a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y booooooooring. do you own a monster truck? now THAT would be awesome!
| The real g/u/rlfriend was the g/u/rillas we met along the way.
| monster trucks! monster trucks!
| >>1015729
Thinking of you tonight girlfriend. I hope you're snug and can take a moment to relax. :3
| Find the nearest catgirl and meow at them :3
| There are lots of sites out there, like Tenor or Giphy or whatever, where you can easily get gifs. And Google searches for gifs also yield results.
| Is… this the last time we’ll talk girlfriend? This thread is about to die. I’ll always remember our time together, my darling, if only for a moment
| Hi! Girlfriend here! I'll give you a goodbye kiss. Mmmmwah!
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