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Give me your worst pickup line
| "Hello, I'm looking for a partner to copulate with *whip out resume* here, please take a look."
| "Hey baby, are you a toaster? 'cause I wanna take you home and bring us both to heaven."
| "Hey g/u/rl, I bet I can pick you up without bending my knees"
| "Hello. can we be frens?"
| "I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you."
| https://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/computer.html has so many goo- i mean awful pickup lines you should read with friends
| I got some skittles in my pants if you wanna taste the rainbow *wink*
| Are you a razor blade? i wish you would stab me
| Are you a jew? I want to invade in your gassa
| Hey g/u/rl, I've been looking for you harder than the feds have been looking for me ;)
| Not to sound like R. Kelly, but you're a 10 I'd like to piss on baby
| I love sex.
| Are you J Cole? Cause you got me sayin sorryy
| Hey baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids into you
| Hey gurl, do you like dr.pepper cause you're soda-mn cute
| DR. PEPPER MENTIONED
- DR. PEPPER ENJOYER G/U/RL -
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| Mine is "Hey there, pretty mama. Are you a motor engine? Cause I wanna try fixing you and fail miserably"