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Pitler took a tumble and shat himself
| The main problems in the Russian economy, according to the forecasts of the authors of the report, will come in the period of late spring - early summer of next year, and it is not possible to avoid a negative scenario today. It should be noted that the forecast was made without taking into account the possible announcement of general mobilization in the country and martial law, which Vladimir Pitler has in his plans, which undoubtedly only worsens the forecasts.
| In the afternoon, Pitler was upset by the news from the front. Promises by leadership of the military bloc to seize several settlements before the start of winter, including Bakhmut(called Artemovsk in reports to Pitler) in the Donetsk region of Ukraine, were not realized. Moreover, the leadership of the military bloc was not ready to guarantee the president a significant advance on any sector of the front.
| Pitler was informed that a cold snap, which is predicted for early December in the Luhansk region, could be used by the Armed Forces of Ukraine for an offensive, and in this case it would be very problematic for Russia to hold territories.
In the evening, Pitler had a telephone conversation with President of Uzbekistan. The conversation touched upon plans for the future and the development of joint projects. No agreements were reached, rather, they agreed to negotiate.
| Truly dramatic events for Pitler took place in the evening at his residence. Going down the stairs, Pitler stumbled and fell to the fifth point, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps. The incident took place in front of the president's bodyguards, who quickly reacted and rushed to Pitler's aid. Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence.
| Medics arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president. Pitler suffers from oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion, and as a result of the fall, as it turned out, the main blow fell on the coccyx, which probably caused sharp pain, provoking involuntary defacation.
| If Pitler used to wear special waterproof underwear with an absorbent effect, then recently he neglects these precautions, as it turned out in vain. Before the examination, the doctors escorted the president to the bathroom and helped to clean up, and at the same time conducted an initial examination. After a complete examination, a bruise of teh coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed. Nothing critical, the president's health was stable closer to the night,
| - he can move independetly, complains of pain in the coccyx when sitting are the only thing that worries Pitler. At night he took painkillers. In the near future, an investigation will be carried out, which provoked the fall of the president. He wears special shoes, even at home with anti-slip surfaces, and the stairs in the residence are considered "safe". As it turns out, all precautions are in vain when nerves go to hell.
| where's the secret shidding documents, gurl
who smudged the url?
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| Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Pitler had a very difficult day, which ended quite dramatically. Wednesday morning began for Pitler with a depressing report on the state of the Russian economy and, as a result, a forecast of worsening the situation in the near future. The sanctions imposed on Russia due to the invasion of Ukraine have a heavy impact on the country's economy and the effect of these sanctions is growing and intensifying over time.