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The year is 20XX
| >Do you have a warrant?
| >Do you have a warrant?
| I will fuck ur mom nigga
| >no this is Carl, from three doors down you have a package mailed to you. But it arrived at my door. Sorry to bother you I'll just leave it at your front door. Bye neighbor.
Lucky for you it was not the local white knights. So what is your next action
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| | I will fuck ur mom nigga
| | I will fuck ur mom nigga
| | I will fuck ur mom nigga
| | I will fuck ur mom nigga
| | I will fuck ur mom nigga dubs!!!!
| dammit
| I started masturbating and glazed the package with semen
| >>935136 Give the package back to Carl. I didn't order no package on Megachristmas I'm a broke ass bitch.
| You pick up the package and hand it to Carl
>do I look like somebody who would order a package? Im broke af cmon
But Carl is not there. The package turns into spiders and you scream in horror. Next thing you know, you wake up in your futon again. Suddenly, you hear a knock on the door...
| >fuck I'm in a loop
*jumps out the window*
| :out the window
goto out the window
| This reminds me of Starstation Perihelion. Never did got far in that thread either.
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| You are sound asleep in your futon when suddenly you hear a knock at the door.
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