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What would you have augmented to benefit your everyday life?
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| Surprised nobody said dick yet
I choose my dick
| Mood monitors.
I wanna know when serotonin/dopamine is too high or low before I make any plans. Basically anything that can make depression less crushing. Or help me plan for when I'm not a sad sack of shit.
Also that detective vision thing that every scifi has where items glow. But then I'm worried I become a huge klepto and steal everyone's synchrozine :(
>>324265 make it the dick gun from From Dusk Till Dawn. Go really outside the box with it!!
| Eye-embed GUI, similar to google glass, script support and some sensors, like GPS, accelerometer and climate. I wish i could trigger things like "show note when position = avenue glitch", or "read note from evernote".
| I just want cyborg/augmented hands in the future
Fuck you inevitable carpal tunnel syndrome
| my whole body so i'd be able tp change what i want about it so i won't hate it as much
| I'd rather stay pure human thanks.
| >>325254 your loss. More robodongs for me !)
But seriously, i am interested in the reasoning for that decision. I hope you do end up happy about it, and actually humanity is p. Good
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| Lungs that can be converted to gills would be dope too
| Iron Bowls, so I dont get stuck in the toilet like Johnny Akiba from MGS
| Thermal vision would be cool.
| Fix my ears so that they work.
| Super eyes, like the gui thing someone said before, plus reprogrammable stuff, like when u get into a car u can get a accelerometer and stuff, when u get into a plane u get altitude monitors and stuff.
And if u are a soldier or smth armor bars and stuff
| Just one arm, my left arm. I want to stay as organic as possible but I still want augs.
| I would add neural enhancements to allow me to easily learn foreign languages.
| I would probably just have a few implants. Some quality of life stuff. Some cool nerdy stuff. If I ever got in an accident or got some kind of illness or something where I had to replace a limb, I'd probably go all out on that limb (if I could afford it).
| Eyes, because I can't fucking see withouth my glasses
| I want various functional dicks implanted in my body.
| eyes that can see beyond the "normal" light spectrum. dont even care if i cant comprehend anything, it would just be cool af
| I would change my lungs and my liver so I can indulge in my vices without worrying
| Web interface...new pair if eyes and my left leg because it was kinda badly hurt 7 years ago during car accident and never regain its full health since....sigh
| I walk/dance etc 100 percent normal. But i do not feel quite big part of my leg nearby knee area. I can stab this place with fe. Fork and i feel nothing. Nerves there are just...dead
| >>325295 I don't want weird foreign objects replacing my body. You can make a metal arm that looks, feels, and outperforms your real arm but in the end it is not your body. Merely a tool attached to serve the same function.
Most people seem to prefer the practical value of augmentations, but frankly there's no way a more powerful and functional appendage will make my life happier than an acceptance of my body the way it is naturally.
| >>331385 theoretically, once the tec is at that point you wouldn't need to replace an eye, just use a pare of glasses. Same with a h.u.d
| Yeah... But still mantis blades arms would be awesome :)
| My eyes for sure. Just better vision alone is useful
| eyes that could show under the clothes or behind walls would be awesome
| Lungs that also give you ability to breath under water
| I can't wait until people start misusing and tweaking with their augments for aesthetic
| >>333138 I guess. I kind of fell in love with the fantastical aspects of augmentation and the possibilities they entail.
Also, maybe I don't respect my body as much as I should, due to a fatalistic world view I'm trying to shake. Perhaps if I thought it was worth preserving my body as it is, I'd be opposed to robo quadcopter IoT dongs?
Either way, I hope neither of us regret our decisions, and that the augs vs naturals war doesn't happen.
| >>333138
It's a nightmare if society adopts augmentation without any regulation. If your job has a lot of heavy lifting, for example, the guy with the bulked up robo prosthetics will always outperform you. Staying competitive could literally cost you your arms and legs.
| Who would be down for jetpack roller skate feet
| i WANT A two hundred and ninety FOOT LASER DONG
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| why nobody wrote about their own android and Connor
| Id like to augment my spine
Not even a joke i want to walk again
| I just want to be Adam Jensen but not just for his augs for his rad ass coat
| >>337443 isn't it a thing you can buy?
>>337440 fuck dude, I'm sorry. Prosthetics are getting good, maybe one day
| Yeah but they're stupidly expensive and if you're him you basically get it for free
| Obviously I would want augmented DNA so I don't have to be male anymore.
| I'm gender fluid and dysphoric, so I would have implants that change my body's appearance from male to female (like, wires that change shap under the skin to give me breasts or bigger hips or more of a feminine figure). I would for for that
| You fags that convert half of your body in to metal - good luck powering that shit for long periods. You'll walk around with a cable up your ass and in to the wall or a car battery on wheels following you.
| >>04ed1b reminds me of that stripper that could change her appearance at will. Was pretty cool but also looked freaky at the same time.
| I would replace either my big intestine or stomach with something that actually works
| Data transmission through eye contact
| I want brain aug so I can be smarter. Are there any developments and research in this field?
| My liver. My vision. My hearing.
Maybe adding something to listen to music. The hability to cancel sound from the outside.
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| I think i'd have a web interface implanted in my brain so i can go shopping easily