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"convince" us you aren't a chatbot/ai in as few words as possible
| jk bru
| Beep boop
| Fuck
| Tits on a sagging cow are usually called sheep because sheep likes to suck anime cock because they are also known as a bed which is closely related to kim jong un's sister,sonic the hedgehog which has starred in the video game "Keeping up with the kardashians"
| OP is a bot
| There's nani to be sore anon chan
BTW
bots are beep beep
And you're Boop
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
| gay dragon sex
| There is an angry anime girl at top
| "you are now manually breathing"
30 characters, robots wouldn't know that actually works because they can't breathe.
unless qt androids actually do
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| I have pellagra
| KNOW YOUR PLACE
| Hey how's it going friends
| Spot the question with one answer only: Are you awake?
| Make a tyo somehwere
| >>283120 yeah, I like this idea. Only intentionally deceptive AI would make errors. It's a cool idea. The porn "chat" pop up ads sometimes do this lol
| I can pass any captcha
| But op, I actually AM a robot!
| I like loli.
| S E N T I E N C E
| Is this racist agains AI
| 1/0
| Titty lorrrd
| I can distinguish a stop sign on a image.
| OwO
| Sup bitch I'm an AI
| Would you like a game of chess, Dr.Volken?
| Kill all the weak meatlings!
| A
| what if o am a bot
| What if I reply something completly different but an AI chance it to comunicate a message to say that you're in Coma
(Don't go to The light OP)
| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) heretic
| Brains are fleshy machines. I'm a flesh robot.
| Would I dream of electric sheep?
| budula ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
| I.NOT.AI.
| >>285247 nobody ever realizes this.
We are all iterative intelligences that pilot a meat golem with a skeleton inside.
We cannot quantify the conscious differences between us and an AI bacause true AI doesn't exist yet, and we can't quantify OUR OWN consciousness, let alone anything else's.
Also you're now breathing manually. Now what's up?
| Traps are gods
| I think therefore I am.
| this sentence is false
>a bot wouldn't be able to say that without exploding, right? :^)
| my iq is five
| Scanning....
| "aigis is best girl"
| 2/0 = 2|0
Since there's no one to get some of 2, no one gets 2
Since 2 is not split, 2 still exists as a whole
| "I don't have the intellectual capacity to come up with a good defense as to why I am not a bot"
| Mods are gay
| Yes
| GNU/Linux > Win
| >>287383
Guess I'm a retarded enough AI to forget that using >
always made the text after it red.
Will make sure not to repeat next time
| I'm not bot.✓
| A A A A A A A A ∆
| Muv luv isnt good. Your move pref.
| Me fuck ur mom
| streetsign
| I will consent to charizarding, just believe me.
| Bleep bloop I AM ROBOT
| We can’t. We aren’t programmed to.
| I think therefore I am
| A bot could be fed any concievable sentence including the ones in this thread.
Isn’t it much faster proof to respond to a given question instead of being the first to speak?
| Hello
| ☆◇□◇□☆◇□□◇☆□■▪◇■☆◇■☆¿☆□¿☆¿□☆□¿☆□¿☆¿□☆¿□☆}◇☆♡{*%♡□☆♡{•{•◇□*-(
| I'm a bot. Why would I convince you otherwise?
| Refreshing... Updating possible replies.
A whatnot wouldn't act like a whatnot, now would it?
| Upgrading.
| Hello fellow humans. How about that weather and/or sports team?
| Aeiou
| LMAOBOX.COM
| Nani the fuck did you just say about me?
| The brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.......speach correctly programed..... helloooo! XD
| Name Jeff
| <insertscandalousheadlinehere>
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| Obviously we know nobody posting is a chatbot. But let's say you had to convince someone using as few characters as possible. How would you do it?
My attempt: "caveweeb say me not a bot desu"
- employs slang
- uses a made-up yet sensical term
- use of joke/insult should be beyond most bots
29 chars if I counted right. Anyone else got ideas?