Post number #277685, ID: adb2aa
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Smack her, then hug her, then tell her you love her, then do a little dance. If you follow these instructions, she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.
Post number #277998, ID: 5a6469
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Choke her with the friggin power cable so she might learn not the litter the whole fucking room with them
Post number #278040, ID: a92a54
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Open your arms and worship her omnipresence in the sky.
Post number #278041, ID: b1fd21
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Say hi and get to know her. When you two are close enough ask her to grant you with cool internet powers and then do whatever
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