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A man and his luck.
| He shakes his claspeds hands like a mad man, then put the dice in only one of his greasy gamer palms and makes an almost handjobby motion as the d20 makes a chaotic skeletal sound.
"Are you going to throw it or what ?"
Thats Alexei, the dungeon master, he took a lot of his time to prepare this campaign, and really wants this roll to happen.
| Paul blows on his dice, as if to give it some luck, shakes his stupid hand 3 times then throws it on the table violently (it's a miracle it doesnt falls on the ground).
| d20
| Paul glares mockingly at Alexei that is way to focused on thinking of a follow up to the story to care.
Then after a while, it's Paul's turn to roll the dice again.
D20.
| D20.
| D20
| D20
| At this point, Alexei, the only guy that listened in math class is starting to feel weird.
He is asnt realised what is going on, but knows something is going on.
| D20
| D20
| D20
| It's 1 am in the morning now.
Alexei and Paul are going home to their appartment using a bus.
Alexei hasnt looked at Paul since they got in.
| "Yeah, did you see that ? I did not know DND was so fun. We should really do it again some time."
"Alex ?"
"no, im calling this campain off."
"What ? Why ?"
"30 times in a row paul."
"you pulled 30 d20s, in a row, all of your rolls were d20s."
"And ???"
"don't you understand how ridiculous this is ? the probabilities of that happening are ridiculously low, and you're out there parading about fucking up my game."
| "Im sorry did i do something bad ? It's not my fault if i was lucky."
Alexei pulls the lever and gets up.
"were getting down here."
"Oh right."
"listen all i'm saying."
It's cold outside.
"all i'm saying is that no mathematician would believe me if i told you what happened tonight."
"Haha the way you talk i should get lottery ticked tomorow !"
"you really should paul."
| END OF DAY 1
| Paul sucked the cock of luck
| tbf, there the odds of the number of unlucky people to win lottery is higher than the rare case of numbers of people already managing some huge luck in life.
| errr, what's going on here?
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| Barely lit room, summer of last year. A bunch of idiots are playing a roleplaying game. Dnd adjacent, but based of a popular manga.
It's Paul's first roll, he's not a tabletop game guy usually but it's for alexei he is playing.
He's using his power to knock off door open.
Paul never threw a dice before, so it takes some akward time to pull off a cool way to do it.