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Lately I've been trying to rape people
| Lay out a massive doormat sized gluetrap, chase them in the direction of it and you have a guaranteed catch. GL g/u/rl!!
| Did you tried hypnosis?
| Post your face. We need to see if you fit in to be catagorized as ugly bastard. If you don't then, that explains a lot
| Going for randoms is harder, try raping people you already know
| what is your SSN, OP?
| >>956906 sounds rough, how do I prevent people from disarming it before and while I do the chase? I've meet many assholes trying to ruin my rape plans. They're like don't touch this, respect that. They're like cockroaches, everywhere and unlimited!
>>956921 No, last time I've tried people told me I was walking down the street wearing a chicken suit and doing weird noises.
>>956936 https://t.ly/dR9J this common looking and harmless dude is literally me, trust me.
| >>956940 yea but won't it be annoying to hear them when you meet them again? I've tried to rape a family member and they're still complaining. I mean, c'mon I've just raped you; it seems that you literally just can't do shit in this world.
| call the hotline at 911 and ask to meet someone behind the local mall
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| But they're sort of fast or get helped by some unrelated strangers, why do they always help them and not me at catching others?
Some tips?