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How do I make $50000 sucking dicks?
| Yes you can get HIV and other STDs from oral. Assuming the same prices as in my region, you'd have to suck about 2500 dicks for 20€ each
| 5000 dick 1€ each
| 5,000,000 dicks, 1¢ each.
| This path is very hard but also rewarding. Here me out!
1) Get some dildo, a lot!
2) Train that fucking mouth at least 5h everyday!!
3) Each day has to have a different dildo being used everyday
!Important! Put some dildos in dirt, public toilet water, dog's piss etc.
Never wash these. You'll suck into them too, you'll grown immunity to infections and it'll be fine. Don't worry human's body always adapts! You'll meet dicks like these and you'll have to get your pay absolutely!!!
| 4) ???
5) Become a pro dildo sucker
6) Preparations: Now the real thing... You'll have to use your m*uth to s*ck c*cks, I know it's very hard, I know how bad is to lose the mouth's virginity, yes because of this marriage won't be pure anymore, but it has to be done. Dw, everyone has done it once when they became adults. It's gonna be aaaalright.
| 6) GET NAKED AND WALK ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STREET!! remember that you need to say politely that you're looking to suck dicks for a very nice price. Plus! Very important, get a tattoo that says ONLY MOUTH, very big on your body.
| 7) suck dicks for 1 penny
| 8) Remember to always thank them for taking in your honorable and glorious servive for the world.
9) Repeat from 6) till you're good
10) Congrats, you've got $50'000 for FREE. ez
| !!!CAUTIONS!!!
Sometimes there are some perverts that try to fuck you by chasing you while saying weird cultist stuff, sounds like this:"You're breaking the laws!", I'm not a pro but it translates to something like this "yo cutie, I'm licking you all with my eyes, wanna some bangy bangs, EH?" Be careful and evade them. They're very bad and they won't pay the single penny after NOT fucking in your mouth.
| I know I can't believe people like these are allowed to exist but you must bear it and work hard for your ambitions and dreams.
| LoL, didn't read
| suck mine for 100000 in one shot, no hiv required
| Find 50k clients! Ez, gg wp
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| Can I get HIV from this?