Post number #947168, ID: ce6cf7
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There's a really big roach lying on my bed. It seems to be asleep. I am too afraid to wake it up because it will probably attack me.
Post number #947179, ID: 661d39
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I'd move
Post number #947180, ID: 735d6f
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>>947179 bitchass take, you never lived in a hot and humid country did you
step one is bombing your entire living space. remove everything that you intend to live through the experience, disinfect it separately (mostly thinking about pets and fellow humans here), and deploy a neurotoxin of your choice. do not return for 24 hours or as long as your product indicates
Post number #947181, ID: 735d6f
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step two is doing the same but with insect growth regulator insect growth regulators are relatively non-toxic (to mammals) agents that will stop the already festering insect species from maturing into adults i personally recommend anything containing fenoxycarb because you only need to apply it roughly every 200 days for certain protection
these two steps will protect your home from any and all exoskeleton possessing critters you've got this op
Post number #947186, ID: 75b5dc
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And what is it going to do? Start flying and land on your face? Just grab that fucker with some paper and fucking squash it
Post number #947188, ID: 362ad2
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>>735d6f Don't cockroaches survive nuclear apocalypse scenarios or something? And you wanna spray it? Lel get good cuckold OP I consider a simpler alternative which is mixing bleach and ammonia and letting it sit in your room for a while in the open that should kill most things in your room
Post number #947230, ID: dd570a
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Insert it into your pussy OP!
Post number #947231, ID: 369478
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o no not the bugfuckers
Post number #947304, ID: 617878
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Burn it, then your house, then yourself it's the only way to be sure it never comes back
Post number #947314, ID: 9e17db
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why is this in /d/
Post number #947325, ID: 063b23
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>>947314 bug g/u/rls uwu
Post number #947352, ID: 8e1485
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>>947314 op is obviously going to be bred by roaches
Post number #947417, ID: 4ac97f
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Cock Roach
Post number #947419, ID: 4ac97f
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We fuck bugs late nite./
Post number #947475, ID: 3a6037
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I don't fuck bugs, but there was this one time a bug did try to get my pant lol
Post number #947486, ID: dd570a
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>>947475 you should've let it lay eggs in you.
Post number #947530, ID: 5afd3a
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>>947231 i kinda want to try fucking bugs. i've had a huge depression mess in my room for months, but i havent attracted any roaches yet :(
Post number #947813, ID: 98cdbd
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maybe bugs aren't so bad aftef all fr
Post number #947829, ID: b7cca2
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Maggots would make holes in you
Post number #947842, ID: 6064ec
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>>947168 Don't worry, OP. That's Gregor. He used to be a traveling salesman and cloth merchant.
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| There's a really big roach lying on my bed. It seems to be asleep. I am too afraid to wake it up because it will probably attack me.