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How to tell my incel shut-in friend that I'm fucking his crush?

| So he finally managed to wrap his head around the concept of personal responsibility and actually started moving out of his comfort zone and into the real world. I've seen him walking around a lot with an older woman (I think they're geocaching and playing Pokemon go).

I assumed they were dating because they've been seeing eachother for a few months but he actually never made a move and never responded to hers.


| So she figured he wasn't interested and I figured the same thing, so I've been seeing her for a few weeks now. Not out in public, we just visit each other for talks, drinks and sex.

But yesterday he confined in me that he's in love and that he feels they're not as close as they used to be. He also expressed regret about not making a move while he could.

I told him to be more honest to himself and just flat out ask her out on a date but he didn't seem to respond to the idea.


| Like, he's come a long way and I'm happy for his progress, but it's not like we can coddle him forever. Do I tell him or not? I don't even know if she still wants to date him tbh.


| This reads like self-hating incel fanfic tbh


| ya ^ ew


| Darkly hilarious


| NTR speedrunner


| If you only spoke to a stranger once in your miserable insignificant life OP.. IF ONLY.


| Buy him hentai games with NTR tags.



| He'll find out one way or another. There's a great lesson to be learned there and I hope he gets it.


| Take a video of you two fucking and send it to him saying 'this could've been you'


| >>863334 this could've been us but you're heterosexual cis male stuck in the 1990s


| Imagine being heterosexual or cis.
He pretty much asked for it.


| Be Bi and double date them


| >>863324
True, but that doesn't mean I can still smooth it over.


| >>863417
I mean, what do you want ?
I'd say it's your fault for forgeting that he is an incell, but I'm one so I sympathyze with him.

But it's too late, so make your own choice, I didn't understood if your relation was serious. And obviously, ask the girl ?

If he knew the girl for a long time he will be down for sometimes but everyone have to live this at least once to change especially in his case. He will get over it after few weeks.


| >>863443
Uhh...


| You didn't ask him if it was okay to date her. Sounds like lack of communication on all sides. Now he will regress back to being an incel. What a nice """""""""""friend"""""""""""""" you are.


| >>863465
that's what I think, but showing this thread to my friends, they said that the shut-in did the fatal mistake to let his crush near his friends


| >>863465 friend or (((friend)))


| >>863465
>You didn't ask him if it was okay to date her.
She was never "his" in the first place. She can decide whoever she wants to date, and so can I. This is what adults do in the real world.

>>863467
You sit around with your friends and show them danger/u/-threads? Sounds... hard to bevieve.


| >>863529
Don't worry about it. Incels samefags and lie to themvelsves all the time. This particular incel is a /new/-regular.


| >>863529
well discord friends, we like to joke about ntr and they're indeed also incells

>>863541
I litterary post like once one or two month since 2018 and never approached /new/


| OP is not incel, so OP can fuck anybody he likes.
OP's friend is shutin incel, the pokemon go girl is probably his only chance in his life to be normal and propagate, or even be a productive member of society.

Simple as, OP should tell the incel friend that OP is about take away his only chance to get his dicc wet. If the incel doesn't take action is a week or so, then maybe he's just not asexual.


| *he's just asexual


| "My friend is finally going out and trying to be social. I'm proud of him.

So, naturally, I went and made it so that he will spiral back to being a shut-in and never try again."

I'd say you should castrate yourself but, unlike you, I'm not a complete jackass.


| So you mean to tell me that, knowing about them, as well as your "friend" and his social awkwardness, as well as knowing that he's taken steps to improve, you decide that CLEARLY his lack of initiative is because of disinterest and definitely not because he was a shut-in until recently. You make a move on the girl he was clearly aiming for, rather than ask him anything at all like "notice you've been hanging with that girl. Want some advice, Or something?"


| Then you come here and try and garner sympathy because you realised how badly you've fucked up by basically confirming every pessimistic view he might have, and putting yourself between them. Sure she "wasn't his girl" but you yourself thought they were dating at first, meaning you could tell how close they were. And no shit is the socially repressed guy going to drag his feet on this, it's all new to him. And he is probably fighting a defeatist attitude of he really is an incel.


| So, since your "friend" is never going to say it, allow me to speak on his behalf:

go fuck yourself with a rusty pike, you incorrigible dipshit.


| i've written bait like this before
a+ job op, works evertim


| >>863541
I know.

>>864856
lol, I'd read it.

>>864981
Thanks. If these posters were fish they'd be dead by now.


| >>865181
lol we actually talked about that last night

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