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What's up with French girls?

| Why do they exude pure sex? And they damn well know it too. That smug aura. Their rude and playful tones. The thick ass melted cheese accent too. Fuuuck. Raw, distilled, concentrated sexness. It's baffling really. I'm utterly gobstopped. French girls are like the big black cock of Europe. All other girls are jealous of them and their girthy attitudes. When I get stationed there I might blow my pay on French escorts. But... maybe French wife? They love strong American men right???


| Least delusional American man


| Les Françaises sont pleines de blancs d'oeufs fouettés.
Croyez-moi, je suis française (et certainement pas douze mouettes portant un manteau).


| >They love strong American men right???
Ahahahaha


| most sane american


| I fucked french girls' mouths


| Burger moment


| You'll have to learn French, because there's no way a Frenchman would bother to learn to speak English just for you.


| >>862616 even better


| >>862625 disgusting anonette


| >>862695 The entirety of patriarchy can be boiled down to men using violence - physical, emotional, social - to bring worth to themselves, for they are inherently worthless. That French women give that few shits about monogamy is to be commended.


| >>862704 kind sir, this is /d/, people that are looking for a debate go to /new/


| >>862714 Yeah. Now shut up!

>*Fucks your mouth*


| >>862704
Men, heed this slut's advice: women do not deserve loyalty!


| >>862695 this forum is for g/u/rls only. anons must submit to conversion or be publicly sexecuted.


| I demand sexecution


| Big White Cock


| okay but best practices for getting with a phat ass french girl?


| >>862795
Be interesting, nice, and fun.


| >>862816 should I stop wearing deoderant too? my brother said the french are musky


| >>862763 I declare myself as guilty then.
Where is the sex? I can't see it


| >>862485
>They love strong American men right???
This would be tragic, since most American men clinically suffer from obesity.


| >>863165
And are also not white


| Don't go for western women anon
Go for a flat, petit, legal loli Asian women

Loyal don't cheat and you can carry them in one hand, of you're as strong as you imply you are


| >>863201 asian loyalty is a meme g/u/rl.
You should see how much japanese women cheat/ like to cheat


| Tfw I'm french and I prefer any foreign country's girls over french girls


| >>863166
"Americans" is commonly used as a synonym for US-Americans. And most of them are fat and white.


| >>863243 pls elaborate further


| >>863267
idk I'm just an edgy incell weeabo asian fag that can barely talk to a girl


| >>863401
>when you get so mad you forget the board has an ID system


| >>863406
well it's me, I'm on my cellphone so it changes, thou today I talked with one (french) girl in the bus :flushed:


| French girls are annoying


| Half french bartenders tho? Amazing


| >>863525
They're only half annoying?


| Game theory:
Jill Stingray is half french.
Her other half is lovely half clown girl


| >>864566 nah her other half is sexy self loathing


| damn I think I'm also Boss-sexual


| >>864854 holy molly that's perfect


| I once watched this French(?) movie with Eva Green where she fucked her own brother and this American tourist dude. Something about rebellion too?? Weird, but now I want to threesome with French siblings and gradually cuck the brother and make him watch me creampie his sis.

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