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I fucked a gloved and I liked it
| 0.o
| o.0
| Congrat you unlock the first skill in makeshift bussy skill tree
| G/u/rl... Please do yourself a favor and use a quality onahole. A good one is WAY better than a hand or a glove and like 60% as good as the real thing. Maybe 70% if you warm it up to body temp.
| >>860982 I do too lol. You have a bunch of different options for hiding it if you need to. Luckily, my parents don't ask invasive questions and respect my privacy, so I just keep it in a drawer.
>>861151 what kind kind of madman would want to fuck dry pussy? do you mean self-lubricating? Might as well just swipe on tinder for that
| >>861157 If I order a buger/pizza, I don't want the trouble of opening the chlli/salt sachet or adding flavor to them.
Same with onaholes, it should be one, ready to use, brainless experience
yeah, I'm just that weird/lazy
| >>861168 lmao alright then. Pretty sure Japan makes disposable pre-lubed onas. Plus your precum mixes with it and makes it last longer. I dunno, g/u/rl. I ain't trying to run PR for Big Onahole. Live your best lazy life.
| >>861168 use liquid soap for babies mixed with water, if people ask just say "well they work on babies, the most fragile humans, so of course it is at least guranteed to be high quality but still accessible soap even for adults"
And btw, baby soap no only works as lube but it also smells good, really underrated, every G/u/rl should use it.
| >>861157 still, I dont want them to know the state of my sex life, its boring, dull and really dissapointing.
| >>861376 Very understandable. I had the exact same thoughts until one day I just stopped giving a fuck. Worst case scenario they think I'm weird. Big deal. Life's too goddamn short to agonize over how people are going to judge your private life. But you do you, g/u/rl. Fuck that glove with all your heart!
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| Roll up a towel, leave some space in it, fit a latex glove with lube, put that makeshift bussy inside a big pillow and go to town(not literally), came twice and really hope my parents leave the house for 5 hours again, you can wash the glove and save it for another day too