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Butter safe for anal?
| nice copypasta
| Pasta?? I don't know... What pasta do you suggest we try? I'm not even sure how that can work. Wouldn't want it getting lost in there. :laughing out loud:
Jimbo
| That's a copy pasta?
| And the answer is you can but you probably shouldn't unless you plan on cleaning it out later don't want rancid butter in your butt-er
| DON'T use salted butter no matter what
| Buttersafe is a pretty fun webcomic!
| Tabasco
| Hello all. I am writing to confirm that bananas are indeed fun and sexy to use in the backdoor orifice. Tasty too! I had my wife prepare carefully and we managed to fit 3 inside her! Wowzers! #4 got squished, but I managed to make it fit in there anyhow. Breathing and relaxing exercises were very important.
Still have not tried the pasta yet. Thank you for the butter tips! Went out and bought a twinpack for tonight! We will be very sanitary after! Wish us luck :big grinning face:
| Use cucumbers
| Use Sriracha you fucking coward.
Ps: real talk, no joke just get lube man it should be at the pharmacy near the rubbers. If your cheap, spit in it.
| Update?
| Bad news, all. The missus and I have contracted the Corona 19 virus. Feeling terribly horrid. We most likely caught it from that damned swingers meetup. I knew we shouldn't have gone. The moment Craig's wife sneezed on my pecker, I feared the worst. Her fellatio was rather insufficient also. Oh, well. Fool me once.
Anal food play is off the table for the time being. Wifey and I will hunker down in bed. Maybe watch some I Love Lucy. Blessings to you lovely people.
Jimbo
| Ohh no, so no hamster in anal? ;-;
| Thank you, was confused for a second there
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| Hello,
Wondering if my partner and I can use butter/margarine/I Can't Believe It's Not Butter for anal activities. We want to be more adventurous and something unorthodox like food products perhaps can help reignite our bedroom life. We have tried ice cubes (not good idea, a little blood was present). Also tried Gummi Bears (very fun, hungry hungry hippo style), but we are a little worried about yeast infection and PH balance.
Also, has anyone tried bananas?
Thank you
Jimbo