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Can't stop sperming on my friend's figurines

| My head is fucked. Can't walk into my frens room without popping wood now. It all started with a Ryuuko Matoi bunny girl figure. When freind went to shower I got mega fuck horny staring at Ryuko. Her cleavage look so damn sexy and her ass and thighs and blush omaigod. So I rubbed my penis on her until I gave good bukkake. Wipe up best I can before friend came back.

Fast forward today and I creamed dozen of friend's figures. Holo, Misato, Sena, Rias, Panty n Stocking, +more


| I know I will send to hell now. I need to quit but it feel so amazing. Maybe I ask friend for forgive ;-;


| Only one more “figurine” to go now OP. I think you know who I’m talking about.


| You'll get in real trouble when they start getting sentient OP.


| No no, please continue. Cartoon statues are an affront to God and whoever collects then need to be punished. You are doing the Lord's work.


| >>833936 Sis... I think I know your meaning. I have waited to sperming on Gawr Gura nendo soon as it's deliver. Dream of Chum Jar can come true :)

>>833939 *suprise pikachu* ?? :o

>>833940 You really think? Ha I hope the truth in your words. I love to be Cum Crusader for our Father in Heaven :3


| anime figurines are like, FOR cumming on. why would this even be a problem? ask your friend if he wants to cum on his anime figurines with you.


| >>833952 oh my goodness this would very crazy lol. hmmm I will sperming on the figurine solo rn. I am rude to splash man goo on humans. Just figurine for now. too dirty hahaha


| It's only right to let him on the fun too


| Order Ryuuko cosplay and hide it somewhere at your friend's place. When your friend brings the figurine situation up just say sorry, give them the costume and say that from now on you'll be only cumming on "this figurine".


| Post vid of you doing it


| >>834000 No no, my friend too pure for this nasty life. I can not taint us relation like this. Beside my friend may hate of me :(

>>834049 OH what?! you are thinking my sperms are not in secret?? It shoild not be this way nonono. I am surely not sussy baka in this event. But i must honesty... my friend will looking very pretty in Ryuuko costume. but I need not have these bad thoughts. nopenope

>>834058 Sorry the g/u/rl. I will not. Bad to doxxing friend room and maybe know truth


| Curse you and your cummies, may your seed be infertile and your prostate inflamed


| Upjate: I just done worser bad. Evening I chill with my friend. We do the smoke and mario cart it very ausome time. But when friend leaving room i am massive horny again. Maybe not feeling like to sperms on figurine. Instead I am grind, humping rough kissing the tall hug pillow Granblue narmaya. Very fine gorgeous lady. I ejaclate her sexy fat circle ass. The pillow big dirty and my pants become stain. Fearful aura so I ran away. Text friend I am sick goodbye. Feeling so scared ;~;


| who the fuck calls it sperming i have literally never seen that word before what in the god damn


| Speak English better, you fuck


| >>834789 So sorry gurl. I will take time to better write. Thank you ^^


| >>834499 Ohh? You are calling it?


| Udate 02: I have not seen and speak at friend since sperming on that dakimakura. Much regrets from me. Truth that it felt so thrilled and good make me feel very shit. Friend text to ask if I feeling better but i can not answering yet. Disgrace. I putted my nasty penis milk onto the property. What will I saying to my friend? She did not angry at me and but I am sorry. Is this obvlivois? obvious? Maybe friend not knowing my sperms close by. Hoping. I may snitching soon.


| >>834499 i'll sperming you in and out


| >>835143 you lost me at "penis milk"

But, in case you are serious, just don't say anything. To erase your guilt, you make a promise to yourself to not do it again.

The friend literally didn't realize, so it's a non issue. No idea why you feel the need to confess. Problem silved when you stop doing it again in the future.


| >>835169 Okay fren. thank you big much. ^^

I am meeting to my freiend tonight so I gonna keep you advice close. Heart is pain but will try the silence and restricting. Only angel behavior :)


| Update 03: Yesterday had amazement fun with friend. We play new ps5 Eldian Ring and watch the 1man anime. Also and I didn't sperming on anything!! I did touch down my pants some, but no shooting nut milk ^^

So big happy. My fren wearing the very sexy ahegao drool girl clothing shirt so it is not easy to fighting erection. Good I think, causing I never offense by sperming on friend. Thanks at g/u/rl who teach me very bad to confession sin.


| >>836216 glad for the happy ending. But how based can your friend be? Attractive girl who smokes, plays game, watches anime, collects figurines, has dakimakura, wears ahegao shirt and cares about you? Sounds too good to be true.

Plus, how can she not smell your futa sperm? You said all you did was wiping it off, the smell should still be there. She has covid or something?


| >>836424 Eh? It is the usual thing becaus many people having obsess to Japan at this town. Well thinking it small number total but we youth are enjoying the great weeb thing. Yes indeed I am very joyed very lucky to befriend by supercool person. She help to ending the bully gang stressing me :')

My smell? Is surprise to me but blessing. I acting okay cleaning maybe? Truth that sperms usual stinky as chlorine chemical at pool. We recovery from covid together. Strong now good noses.


| >>836555 blessing? The only explanation that I can think of other than covid is that she brings guys to her room, have sex there so often that she used to the smell of sperm.


| >>836564 lulz no way is too crazy idea. very wrong. I staying in that place so much. Never noticing sperm smells big bukkake scene (only my sperms but I cancel my sperming now). I am keeping privacy to my friend but we sharing much sensitive deep secret. Trust friend level maximum bond +SSS rank ^^

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