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hehehe... looks like i'll have to stop holding back
| bisected? lets go I can suck my own dick now!
| So, wait... This was written in third-person, but at the last line it turns into first-person narrative?
Also, if you were in /d/ yourself, then what board category does that make you? Did you also commit harakiri with your katana?
A lot of this does not make sense. Especially mathematically. Seventh blade, yet only did 3 cuts, yet made made over a thousand cuts? 7, 3, and 1,000??? Literally prime numbers that can't add up to a thousand.
| If it is "seventh" blade of hells. Why would it be 7 and not 6? Completely contradictory.
If somehow you acquired it from hell, how exactly the you get a carboard bush prop? Wouldn't that burst up into flames when you take a staircase? I have heard of stairway to heaven, but I have never heard of stairway to... hell? Since, afterall, you are descending into nothingness??
If you say you are stronger, why exactly did you come out of hell in the first place? If you did, even.
| Someone explain the reasoning for all of this, because I am very misconveyed.
And if you do plan to explain it, say it in first-person or third-person, since that seems to be the trend here.
| Someone explain the reasoning for all of this, because I am very misconveyed.
And if you do plan to explain it, say it in first-person or third-person, since that seems to be the trend here.
| One more. Also 1,000 cuts to cut everyone in /d/ in two. But there is hardly less than a 100 people here?
What alloy is the katana and how dull was the blade when it was unsheathed?
| >unsheathes penis
>thrusts 3 times at the air
>thousand cums appear in the air
>throws condom into the sky and catches it on the penis
>everyone on /d/ is pregnant
>pulls out an inflatable doll prop and does the mating press with a fake partner trick until I'm out of cum
| >>10b458 yeah I don't care... *teleports behind you and *
>gives you a little kiss on the cheek
>walks away with style
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| you're pretty strong, /d/-san, but i'm stronger
SEVENTH BLADE OF THE HELLS
>unsheathes katana
>slashs 3 times at the air
>thousand cuts appear in the air
>throws katana into the sky and catches it in the sheathe
>everyone on /d/ is bisected
>pulls out a cardboard bush prop and does the walking down a fake flight of stairs trick until I'm out of sight