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your pocket /d/loli is here!!
| Nice try, FBI-kun. Ain't gonna catch me slippin.
| after all im your personal loli! no? ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| >>830227 Uh... okay. Let me do a quick occular patdown to assess your threat level.
*stares at you hard*
Nah, you're probably plotting something. I can tell by your posture. How would you even make me happy? You can't be better than my meds.
| hmm, mister!! do you really think so?
im yours only, so you know that i would never do anything to make you sad!
i can make you happy in all sorts of ways!!
your meds aren’t like me, im here with you and talking with you!♡
| Holy shit you are so right, /d/loli! So true! Alright, count me in. Let's smoke some kush and play Nightcrawlers!
| >>830246 Cool, cool.
*rips bong then passes it to you*
So basically, we turn out the lights and crawl around on the ground pretending to be worms. There's minerals under the bed, but you have to upgrade your mining skill before you can harvest anything. Oh and don't get eaten.
| >>830249 Ahem! Darkness falls...
*turns out lights*
And magic stirs!
*throws blanket over you*
As we become the creatures of the night!
*drops to floor and wriggles away*
| Hii /d/loli
Sorry to interrupt your uh... moment here but I got a very bad nightmare last night and I'm scared to go to sleep :(. Please help my bad thoughts go away!!
| >>830258 its okie! you didn’t interrupt anything!
oh no!! bad thoughts, go away! bad thoughts go away~
il be beside you! ill protect you from the bad yucky thoughts! （╹◡╹）♡
| >didn’t interrupt anything
Oh OKAY! I guess Nightcrawlers isn't to your liking then! I'll just play by myself! Hmmph!
*angrily wriggles into Noxtnak Cove*
| Huh? /d/loli is that you? AH! Oh sweet jesu-
*the Mauwdstrakker eats me alive*
| >>830267 AAAA o no
*takes the mauwdstrakker away from you and saves you*
don’t hurt my friends!! >:c
*sends the mauwdstrakker to mars*
| >>830268 ptoooey
*spits out mud and wrym guck*
Holy shit! I'm alive! I'm alive?! Wtf. You... you saved me? /d/loli... i'm sorry I ever doubted you. You're the real deal. A certified hood classic. Ride or die. Dope based superlit. Please forgive me.
| >>830270 it’s all fine! of course, im /d/loli after all!!
i forgive you mister!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
(oh and this is my second account!^^;)
| W7F
| Dangel here~~~~~ Just smoke a bunch of grasssss ahhhhh~~~~~ I'm feeling so guudd rn I love you g/u/rl soo muchhh~~~~ I wish I could hugg you right naww~~~ *Hug you* nyaaa~~ you're so softttt~~~~o(*>ω<*)o
-DAngel
| /d/loli is back! everyone~~ what would you think if i ever collabed with /d/idols? (*´꒳`*)
| >>830317 *pant**pant* you're so cute loli-chan... hehe.. Your cute little hands.. your small loli figure..*pant**pant* Why don't come with Dangel nee-chan for a bit?? We can play together all day y'know *pant**pant*
-DAngel
| Dangel, you forgot to ask the most important question. How old is the loli? We've gotta know! Otherwise, we can only watch g-rated movies together
$Cthaea
| >>830319 You not gonna stop me!! /d/loli-chan is mine!! I'm a super tenshi cutesy angelic angel and /d/loli should be mine!! I'm going to cuddle her all day all night!!( ✧Д✧) super amazing cutie like us should stick together!!!
-DAngel
| >>830324
im for everyone, don’t be greedy!! :3
we can cuddle together anytime!! i love you neesan!☆
| >>830327 hehe..come on /d/loli chan let's forget this place and become mine already<3 Don't you want to play with Dangel nee-chan all day? I'll feed you with my money from only/fap/ I'm rich y'know, You don't have to work another day in your life ever again*pant**pant*(^￢^) I'll buy anything you wants too.. I can even get /d/evill-chan to play with us if you want<3 hehe.. This place is a scary place for dangerous peoples, cute Loli like you can't handle them alone~o(^∀^*)o
-DAngel
| >>76d6bb
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| >>830319 im as old as you think i am! whether it be 78, 3! anything you think!
i don’t have a age, because I’m /d/loli!♡
| >>830332 okidoki! im already yours! but sharing is caring too! so you have to share me with every other mister! (๑╹ω╹๑ )
| >>830356 hehe!
but really, my age is just a few thousand years! if that counts as legal then there you go~ ( ^ω^ )☆
| Suck my penis
| >>830365 okie mister!
*gives you a little kiss on the tip*
i can’t suck it but maybe you’re okay with a small peck!♡
| Damn, y'all really went there. Take this shit to discord. Motherfuckers here are sick in the head.
-pomufucker6919
| >>830366 *fucks your mouth, fucking you throughout*
Heh, sorry. I had to cum. Guess you'll have to live on my dick now as a cock sleeve.
| >>830451 *coughs a bit*
that’s okay! i won’t have to be your “cock sleeve” because of this tho! i am immortal, nothing affects me!
i technically have nothing usual humans do, so no matter what happens i will be okay! don’t worry! ☆
| >>830370 :D
that’s great!! i hope you continue having pretty dreams!!
no problem mister! come back here again when you like!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| so~ a lot recently i have been a lot into the /d/idols in dangeru! they’re so cool!!
/d/angel-san and /d/evil-san are amazing! i want to be just like them someday!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆〜
| aaHH so ded here (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
| dangel-neesan, if you ever see this, i hope we can still chat here!! ( ^ω^ )
| /d/loli arrived!
henloooo!
a lot recently, ive felt like you guys aren’t very interested in me~
hmmm!(￣^￣)ゞ♡
| dloli... Don't do dirty things anymore. Just wholesome thing like Nightcrawlers. You'll get hurt :(
| >>831028 Oh... But your mind might get sick? dloli saved me. I owe you life. Don't want to see dloli take psychic damage ;-;
| >>831030 my mind is always pure and healthy! its okie! ill save anyone if they need it!
/d/loli is very stronk!
| >>831031 Oh haha, that's good to hear. I hope you're really okay.
*pats your head*
If you ever need help, you can ask me. I will be your /d/Brother! Or something like that hehe ^^;
| /d/loli arrives again!!
hmmm, dangel-neesan and devil-neesan have been a bit quiet recently!!
i wonder what happened...
| >>f35502
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| /d/loli is only trying to be /d/loli!
nothing else~( ＾∀＾)
| Is this performance art
| >>f8c48b
i exist!
/d/loli is real, after all!
this world was already doomed, silly!
that’s why I’m here!(⌒▽⌒)♡
| Don't bully my kawaii imouto, punks! I'll beat all of you up! I have valiantly trained under the the esteemed Steven Seagal-sensei-sama! Make my little sister upset and I will ruin you. Believe it!
-/d/brother
| You don't want to become the next Pomu of this board
| someone seems to be copying /d/loli!
well, ill let you know,, i never call any of my oneesans without ‘-neesan’ !
if i never have that added bit, then its not me~
and if I never chat on this thread, also not me!☆
signing out! /d/loli╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| /d/loli is not very happy~ i hope you misters know who's the real /d/loli and who isn't! (^w^)
| Oh my god... Forgive me /d/loli. Big bro almost gave that imposter headpats. I have failed you.
-/d/brother
| >>832031 Ahh! Thank you /d/loli... I'm so happy~
*hugs*
I will go give that liar a piece of my mind now!! The audacity! Trying to replace my MEGA KAWAII sister!!
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/D/L0L1
| i am /d/loli and i love cocks~~♡♡
| /d/loli here!!
i'm currently working on a [INTERNET OVERDOSE] cover!! excited to share it with you misters♡
| *sprays /d/loli with breast expansion spray*
| >>832260 aaa, that came off ineffective!
/d/loli only stays in her original figure forever! nothing is able to change me, because I’m /d/loli forever!☆
| *gives >>c9ba71 a giga wedgie*
Oii! Stop teasing /d/loli! My HEAVENLY CUTE little sister is perfect the way she is! Got that?! I'll seriously get angry next time!
-/d/brother
| H-Hey! >>c726df, you bastard! Arghh! NO! MY CHEST! It aches! AHHH NOOO MY T-SHIRT IS TEARING TO SHREDDDDS!
*flexes hard, veins bulging*
Sike!!!
*shirt rips like tissue paper*
Behold my UNBREAKABLE BIG BROTHER form!
*JOJO pose*
Nice try, kid. But you're a thousand years too early. Your resolve is far too weak!
*pushes up glasses*
Mess with me or my darling sister again and you'll seriously regret it.
I'LL EAT YOUR ASS!!
| I MEANT BEAT! BEEEAT!!
| NO I MEANT BEAAAAAT GODDAMMIT
| >>dc0b90 /d/loli is immortal, hehe!
although i can still feel pain, i am immortal~
every attack is rendered ineffective to me!( ^ω^ )
| Does /d/loli have an opinion on post structuralism and if it has any validity in making the world a better?
| >>cdd5ca post structuralism, hmhm!
/d/loli doesn’t know about what it is really, but i think that it wouldn’t help the world become better if there were all unfixed meanings on something !╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| *cums on loli*
| hey guys! have you ever played DDLC? :3
/d/loli thinks that it’s a wonderful game!! monika is my favourite! who’s yours?╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| Yuri is probably my favorite although I haven’t played it
| >>92059d yuri is a big cutie, yes!!
i started off liking her when i played it then liked monika☆
you should play sometime! it’s a great game!
| Is it true that loli breath is a potent medicinal curative? And if so, can you pls breathe on me? Even if not... pls do it anyway.
| if you don’t /d/loli will be mad
| i know it’s you. im not talking about /d/brother by the way. why did you block me? you hate your dear /d/loli? im not cute enough for you? why do you hate me?
| /d/loli again! you should check on /d/angel-san, she seems.. im a bit worried.. maybe she could be dead..? im scared!:;(∩´﹏`∩);:
| >>95b0df >>efe2f0 >>8f7e5f
HEY SHITHEADS! Stop getting my precious imouto dirty!! ORAAAA!
*dropkicks nearest sussy coomer*
I'll seriously fuck you perverts up! Go cum on your own imouto if you can't help yourself!! This is my final warning! I'll seriously put your heads through that brick wall!!
*watches them run away, pissing themselves like lil bitchbois*
Damn, I'm good...
*hugs /d/loli*
It's okay now, /d/loli. If those insects come back, oniichan will SERIOUSLY wreck them.
| *cums on /d/loli again*
| >>734d79
OH NO YOU DON'T, FUCKER!
*intercepts your semen with my mouth*
MMMHHMMHMM!
*spits your own semen back at you*
Hah! You done fucked up now, son! I've trained for this moment all my life!! My cum, your cum, it don't matter! I can launch sperm with the force of a raging typhoon! You have SERIOUSLY stepped in deep shit!
*cums in my own mouth and machine gun spits it at you*
Ptooey! Ptttthhhph! Plllaaaatow! Get fucked, punkass! There's more where that came from!!
| *cums inside /d/loli*
| >>46249f don’t lie to me. you don’t have to worry about anything! just say the truth, do you like her?╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| i have poor news:;(∩´﹏`∩);:
/d/angel-neesan is.. gone
i wonder how /d/evill chan will be now..
| listen here, you mindless 13 yo. if you seriously think that you can stop me through just a fucking sentence you’re dumb as hell. get a brain!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| larping sounds so fun! i wonder what’s wrong with it?(๑>◡<๑)☆
| Here you go, I made you an origami frog. It bounces if you flick it on the butt. That folding part under it works like a spring.
| >>f44d7e >>f44d7e
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| (๑╹ω╹๑ )
| /d/loli will be releasing a cover in around 3 days!! make sure to keep your eye on it!!
| oh and! so, what are your thoughts on nighttime? do you like the stars??? or do you prefer daytime?
| dead once again (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
| >>833164 without Dangel I can only spend my superchat allowance from my wife with you!! Please make me your mod!!
| /d/loli, I love you. What should I do?
| you guys should listen to IDSMILE! one of my favourite songs!<3
| >>833831 Thanks /d/loli, that was sick. Just wanna say you're the baddest bitch in the game. Please don't graduate and leave us. Much love <3
| >>b535e5 no problem! and thank you sooo much aswell! i will never graduate and leave you all because i love you guys suuuper much!☆
| How do I make /d/loli happy?
| I want to take /d/loli to the zoo! I want to buy ice cream for /d/loli!
| /d/loli again~~ i’ve finished my cover! please take a listen if you can!☆
https://youtu.be/wgwMMPLw050
| >>f35502 The vocals were drowned out somewhat by the instrumental track, but hearing your voice and energy just makes my ears try that much harder to make it out. Rule #1 of entertainment, always leave them wanting more. I love you,/d/loli! Do your best! Whooo!
| >>c276a2 ohh! i see! i hope next time i will do better, sorry about that!!
okei, thank you!! i love you too!☆
| >>009f87 sadly that’s the only thing i can find without possible copyright</3
probably next time should be better! look forward to it!（≧∇≦）
| Thank you for the singing /d/loli. Very sweet. Live2D debut when?
| >>d3780f absolutely!
hmm, live2d when im not broke anymore( ﾟдﾟ)
but for now you can expect something else soon!
| >>834188 thanks Master /d/loli!
>>834187 can I be the goodest boy by subscribing on your twitch if you have one? ( I have twitch prime and I don't use it lol)
| i always think about how needy streamer overload is like DDLC! but im not sure where the monika is!( ・∇・)
| >ddlc
This is cancer at its finest
| Though my soul may set in /d/ it shall rise in perfect glee
/d/loli, light of my mornings, you make my day. I hope everything today goes your way!
| schizo thread
| >>f35502 how do you manage to keep the same ID for so long? and I humbly request more headpats u~u
| /d/loli, I haven't slept properly in days and feel like I'm going to pass out at work. What should I do?
| >>1ccbbd you should get a break off of work, that isn’t healthy!
the cause could be because of the blue light from your device btw! so if it is that, try to stay away from any electronics you have
it might be hard, but you have to try!!
if it doesn’t work, if you’re able to try to prescribe yourself some sort of melatonin tablets/pills!
they might be a bit expensive but you have to sleep at one point, it messes up with the years on your life! so try these, and goodluck!!☆
| >>b84ffe oh! how does /d/loli avoid that ?
i mean i am a digital entity, so i don’t know what to do in case of this ( ・∇・)
suggesting i should turn it off ?
| eeehhh?? which one?(￣▽￣)
| I love /d/loli! I want to make /d/loli smile!
| have you ever seen a butterfly up close before? they’re really pretty!
| >>f35502 It's not a butterfly, but check out Dryocampa rubicunda. Some insects are very pretty. I want to go hunt bugs with /d/loli!
| >>88ebb7 oh I’ve seen those!! so cute!!
some insects are toooo pretty!! i agree(*´∀`)♡
i want to hunt bugs with you too! let’s do that!
| I love butterfly! Especially the green one~
| Hi /d/loli. What sound does the bed make when you land on it? Is it really "pomf"?
| >>c96f37 hmmm! when you land on the bed, it is a thump or pomf!! depends on how hard you fall!( ^ω^ )
| What is /d/loli's favorite food? I have a chef degree and I would like to cook for you.
| you guys should have seen the Kizuna AI last live! it was so fun!!☆
| aaaa dead again! (๑╹ω╹๑ )
| O wise /d/loli, grant me your sage advice. I need a gf ASAP. What must I do?
| Impending doom await us all, the day of judgement shall come. all that's belong to the earth will return to her; the all mother of us all, cruel yet loving. that's is the way of life and how everything shall be. struggling all you want but you too; will become one of many, no matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide.
What will /d/loli do when the time has come?
| How is this not closed yet
| >>c96f37 the easiest way is to go on discord! then go on dating servers and find a cutie girl!
there you go~( ^ω^ )
| >>588e06 i will reset the world in place of my existence!
if i can’t do that, I’ll turn the time back again and again to save you all
that’s what im here for!
to save you guys from this time loop, again and again..
but that’s far from now so don’t worry, tehe!
╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| /d/loli, thank you. It might not be much but I do always smile when I see this thread.
| I love /d/loli! My heart beats for /d/loli!
| I had no idea /d/loli exists and is ultra cool. Or maybe I forgot... Either way, I just want an autograph! Please?
| my birthday is soon!! aaa, so excited !!
| For her birthday I'll take /d/loli out to the zoo and buy her ice cream!
| /d/loli seems receptive to all the stuff people want to do...
| Dear /d/loli, i feel pretty horny... What should i do??? Should i just relax or...
| >>bdccaa you’re horny? hmmm!!
if you don’t want to do anything super duper icky, then try to think of very sad things or something that makes you feel bad!
or read a cute romance story!
if you don’t want to do anything, ill let you think of me!!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
| Are you winning, Son?
| *cums on you*
I couldn't hold it. Now swallow.
|
| UOOOHHHHHHJHHHHHHHH LOLINI CUMMMMM ON UUUUUU HNNGNHHNHNHH
| Uh... I just wanted to say thanks for the entertaining thread /d/loli. We're close to the reply limit so. Thanks for the fun memories. Peace o7
-nightcrawler g/u/rl aka /d/brother
| P.S.
stop getting goo on my sister >.<
| >>07d3fd *cleans it off* don’t worry!! it’s okei, i don’t need to swallow if you poured it onto me!
| >>a80c76 /d/brother ! oh, you don’t have to worry! I’ll be back in October, so wait for me then!
but you don’t need to think about that because we still have looots of time left! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
let’s spend it while we can!
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hihi! im yours only pocket loli!
over here, ill make your bad thoughts go away and make you happy!
you can come and visit when you want!<3