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Have you ever caught someone in the act?
| Cool story bro
| 2/10
| Go have imaginary sex with Pomu
| I wish this was just a shitpost, g/u/rls. Got home early Friday and found them. Instantly noped the fuck outta there. Promised to forget I saw anything, but... ewww.
| Never stand between a woman and her dog.
Anyways, I once entered my best friends house without ringing the bell and caught him doing solo play but thank goodness I rolled a 20 on stealth check, managed to get out of the house and ring the doorbell as if I never went there.
| Well, g/u/ys are extinct so what else was your roommate supposed to pleasure herself with?
| Uh. I saw my parents once. Little strange, but nbd. People have sex. Usually not with their pets though.
| I've never caught someone in the act, but i have been caught in the act (WITH A HUMAN (i think. she was so good she mighta been some kind of sex demon))
| i was staying at my friends place, and i was sleeping on the couch that their room's wall is on, and i am certain that she was fucking her dog. i didnt go in or confront her about it, but soon after was no longer my friend.
what is it with girls fucking their dogs? please stop it
| Yes, your mother.
| >>829652 I'm not the g/u/rl you're replying to, but it's definitely real. I'd wager it happens more frequently than most would guess. Ofc it's kept hush, given it's taboo status. The one woman I knew who partook said she did it because the dog made her feel safe while she was alone and single. I've heard of men doing it too, but that makes me even more sick tbh.
| To answer op's question. All I've ever seen has been party sex, but no one was really trying to hide it.
| >>829652 I'm amazed you didn't think it happened. Dolphins fuck dead fish and rape anything they can get their hands on, guys fuck horses, girls fuck dogs, monkeys fuck anything really. Like humans trying to eat anything that could even remotely be edible, anything with the can be horny has probably tried to fuck anything that even looks like it can be fucked. Never underestimate the power of horny
| Some people in this world should be hung
| >>829906 I know it happens, but I didn't know that it is that common.
We eat everything because it's a part of our survival traits. With fucking strange things, though... I'd rather just fap than having to deal with the antics that comes with animal or corpse. If you don't want to use hands, there's always dildo/onaholes and if you can't afford those, you can gheto DIY them.
| >>830007 Breeding is also a survival instinct, to be fair. Not saying it's right or not weird, but the instinct to breed is sometimes as strong, if not stronger, than the instinct to eat. Sometime people just gotta smash, even if the dick isn't able to knock them up, like a dog or a dildo, or the hole isn't even capable of producing their offspring, both in the case of corpses and animals, but also like oral and anal. Horny is weird man, and desperate people do desperate things
| >>829652 yeah, im super glad i stopped being friends with her cuz from what i heard she just went way downhill
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| Basically, I walked in on my roommate getting railed by her own dog and now I want to curl up and die. I'm cringing so hard my mass is condensing into a black hole. I want to take the blue pill and go back to Neverland.
Sooo... tell me about the time(s) you caught a glimpse of something you shouldn't have seen. Hearing your 'oh shit' moments might help ease my mind a bit.