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how to get strong semen out of carpet?!!!
| blame the cat
| "I dont have a cat" but you did take in a stray and of course it was in fucking heat
| >>827953 bro lmao no! She would never believe that. And I don't think horny cats just jizz all over the house. Maybe as a last resort I can say that... Feel like I'm fucked ;-;
| >>827954
throw a friend/acquaintance under the bus for it
she'll still be grossed out and angry at you for letting him creep in her shit but at least she wont think you were sniffing her panties yourself
| >>827955 holy shit this might actually do it. That son of a bitch Tommy borrowed my Bloodborne and never gave it back. Fuck yeah
| Creampie her on that spot to disguise it
| Fuck your sister's pillow. That will bring her a new good, sentient pillow friend.
| I heard baking soda are pretty good.......................................................................................................................................................................................for baking
| >>827973 Duuuude... I'm trying to get rid of the cum, not make more!
>>827977 <_<
>>827990 I did use baking soda and lime juice... It only made the carpet cleaner? Didn't hide anything because my cum stains bleached the fabric a yellow/orangish color T_T
| New suggestion-just splatter pasta sauce there amd be like "lmao yea i was on your laptop eatin spaghetti tf u gonna do about it"
| >>827999 yeah, just spill some coffee or cola on top of the europe. Be a good sis and replace it with another one, or at least wash it.
| Go all the way, and cover the entire carpet with cum
| I POURED V8 JUICE AAAAND KOMBUCHA ON IT BUT IT STILL LOOKS LIKE A BUKKAKE AFTERMATH AAAAHHHH
| TRYING TOOTHPASTE NOWJdiJdkdi
| Just wash it
| Buy feminist friendly carpet.
| Everything is okayish. Told my sister her computer was making a loud noise and I spilled my food when I ran over to check it. Told her I tried to clean it with bathroom cleaner and that's why the carpet is all splotchy. She wanted to beat my ass but I calmed her down.
All was good until I guess she opened her browser up to the pages I forgot to clear. She's mad again but I don't think she knows I blasted her carpet with stupid amounts of baby batter.
Europe cum stains are secret
| OP btw
| Where's the part you creampie her?
| lmfao nice
| GOOD END Emergency averted
| >blew a load on the carpet twice
>two times
Wtf is wrong with you
| Bad ending OP didn't commit incest.
The incest g/u/rls are gonna be disappointed.
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| I was on nofap for 16 weeks and accidentally blew a massive fucking load all over the carpet. My sister's carpet. Twice.
She left her laptop logged into Facebook and I was gonna post some dumbshit to prank her, but then I saw sexy pics of her friend and started wanking then exploded on the floor. Two times... AND my cum bleached the carpet! Big ass stains shaped like European countries! She's coming home tomorrow and I don't know what fucking do! Help!! The smell too!