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My gf's farts
| king
| I’d recommend buying mason jars and catching a couple to save for later.
| Wtf could they possibly smell like?? Lilac and gooesberries?
| finally, a good fucking story
| This is putrid and you will burn in hell. But i am happy for you op.
| Thank you for the support gurls.
I pray that I may one day intercept a fresh puff of the ole backdoor fairy dust. And by fresh, I mean I want it directly in my nostrils. Hot and ready to serve. No gaseous particle of fantastic flatulence wasted.
My lover's dirty bomb is truly more fragrant than any floral bouquet. Sweeter than a rose. Profoundly exquisite. Musical. Indescribable. A religious experience, if I may say.
I hope you all discover the joys of your beloved's brown wind.
| Actual, literal shitposting.
7/10, good thread
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| We're at the stage where we can fart around each other now. I have no fuckin clue how she hid those unholy cheek trumpets for so long. My gf has gnaaarly farts. I'm talking fifty megaton ass blasts that make my dogs whine and gtfo. I swear to god when she rips ass in bed, it's like I'm a WW1 soldier getting gassed in the trenches. And you know what?
I fucking love it.
All I want is to bury my nose in them cheeks to catch a whiff of that olfactory ambrosia. She won't let me tho.