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Looking for mating partner
| I got Kawasaki KLR 650cc. Will that work out for you?
| >can't even do anal egg laying
>needs me to ovulate my own eggs
Fucking fake ads! You're not even a real alien tentacles Monster are you now?! Go fuck yourself and come back when you can impregnate ALL my holes!
| >>821392 stfu! I only 5 hour old, I still didn't get my ovulating license! I just need some egg for school project!
| Do you do Sorority parties? I don't think anyone here has egg laying experience, but these freshman need to learn some fucking respect.
| >>821502 Thank you~ !! I can venmo payment to you. What is your rate? We have 27 sluts that need hazing
| I'll do it for 0.001Ξ per human. In this case of bulk service i'll have to charge extra 5% to a total of 0.02835Ξ
| >>821515 You drive a hard bargain, but deal. Remember, tomorrow night, 20:00, the Pi Alpha Upsilon Upsilon Gamma (PAWG) house. Come with a full load or don't cum at all.
| I hope tentacle-san could find happiness. I know it ain't easy finding mates to anally impregnate.
| I fucked tentacles' mouths.
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| - 18-25 human years of age
- have XX chromosome or in possess of female reproductive organ
- can exactly specify their next ovulation date
- have atleast 200 cc of womb capacity
- free of genetic related terminal defect
- have high athletic capability and fortitude
- can adapt and live with cosmic tentacles
- have atleast 1 year experience of eggs laying and caring