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Artificial Vagina
| Your mouth.
| No matter the product, it will require warming, lubing and cleaning. J-List has a good value sampler pack, so you can find what firmness and texture you prefer. Don't start with a fleshlight or bad dragon, or something expensive, untip you know what works best for you.
Ultimately, the real thing is still currently better than the artificial ofrerings, but not by much.
| I've been thinking about it for a while but I always chicken out when I imagine my roommates finding it in the mail. Also the sound. Aren't they kind of noisy? Our walls are paper thin, so I only use lube whenever I fancy a posh wank and I know I'll be alone. Lube makes such a lewd sound <_<
| Thought OP meant like bottom surgery. Which like yeah I got nothing against designer pussy
| Would wanna have a gucci coochy on me if I can keep my d and be a futa
| >>820276 g/u/rl life has a time limit and since we gotta deal with bullshit like needing to eat and refractory periods that means a siginficant limit on number of orgasms you can have too. don't let your roommates' percieved uncomfortability get in the way of having a good coom! be loud!
| Step 1. Get coconut Step 2. Cut hole in coconut Step 3. Fuck coconut Step 4. Repeat Step 3
| >>819562
Depends on what you're looking for my friend. Do you want a soft, luxurious experience? Get a fleshlight. Do you want your dick to be bullied into submission? Get Umi no Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid. Or you could go with what everyone gets and get the Lolinco Virgo.
| >>820463
Use the Grapefruit Method. Much easier.
Coconuts are for putting a lime in and shaking all about.
| >>820526 Nope. Still have PTSD from the last time I paid a visit to the grapefruit monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8eMrzYLitU
| Yo straight up i was looking for those crazy expensive ones and that shit was only 5.6 inches.
The discrimination is real God help me. I want my give up machine, not a lemon squeezer.
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| Any experiences/product recommendations?