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I want to breed my roomate's girlfriend.
| You're in the optimal position OP. You are literally behind enemy lines. Play it cool. Shit starts to get rocky, you swoop in and save the day. Don't see any tremors? Make them. Drive a goddamn stake into your bestie's heart.
nah jk. thats fucked up. just watch some porn, g/u/rl
| >>a802b5 jacking off with her underwear has gotten me through a good portion of living with em honestly
| >>818816 Stinky panties will do it. Stay strong. Your mind might say "is she trying to tell me something?" at some point. Shut it down. Not worth it even if it is true. Unless... lol no it's not. Not if you care about your friendship.
| Do it! We believe in you!
| Hell, at this rate breed your roommate as well. What, are you going to let him feel left out? Homies don't blueball homies.
| Move out somewhere for a week or two and see if your mind clears up. You'll probably have to make a decision to move out for good if you don't want to make this worse.
| Honestly if you're going for anything it's harem ending else you're just a homewrecker. Which despite being morally bad you also live with em so no
| Holy shit you are fucked
| He'll probably beat your face in when he finds out which you deserve for being such a fucking creep. Hopefully you die and he gets off with a light sentence.
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| We live with each other since they're my best friends and they invited me to go live with them, but I swear that girl fucks me up. She walks around in basically booty shorts 24/7, smells so fucking good and I'm constantly peeping at her ass. Every time they both go off to work I sneak into their room and sniff her dirty panties. I fucking hate that I can't pump her full because god I know I fucking would.