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I want to breed my aunt AMA
| To make my raging desire more clear, on more than one occasion I fapped while watching her tend to her flower garden. The sundress she wears is too much for me. The post nut is always a bitch, and I always hate myself afterwards, but I never turn down the opportunity. And I have bikini pics of her on my phone.
| How did you get a hold of the pics?..
| >>818787 Who else would she be married to isn't the man who married your aunt your uncle by definition?
| >>818796 I have some from our beach trips. None of them are inherently sexy, as in in she's not posing sexily lol, more like silly/fun I guess. Also have some of when she was younger that I grabbed from an old photo album. Those ones absolutely are sexy. Sorority girl sexy. Some topless.
>>818798 Yea, you're right. Just, if she remarried, I don't think I would consider the new guy as an uncle. At least it wouldn't feel that way.
| You got anythin to share of her OP?
| >>818801 Pics? Hell noooo. Even if I blurred her face, I can’t. Plus I don’t want to share her with anyone lol. She’s gorgeous though. Dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes, angelic face, nice curvy body. She used to have a cute navel piercing. Modest but perfect boobs, tho I usually love her ass the most. Big watermelon-crushing thighs too. We used to play wrestle when I was young, and I could never escape her thigh-lock... If only I could go back.
| How tough is her husband?
| >>818807 Like physically? I mean, I'm bigger than him and I'm athletic, but he's a mean sumbitch. Think JK Simmons from Whiplash, but less dramatic. Retired Army. Honestly, I don't know how to fight, so he could whoop me with technique. But he's well past his prime. Either way, I wouldn't want to find out unless he put his hands on my aunt.
| >showers me with affection and is very touchy/cuddly
Explain
| >>818815 Well she’s big into hugs and loves to kiss my cheeks/forehead. And sometimes she’ll massage my shoulders or squeeze my arms, stuff like that. Up until like middle school or so, we would cuddle in her bed and watch ghost hunting shows. I loved it when she got scared and clung onto me. Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel confident and brave or something. God I wish we could do that again. Words can’t describe how awesome those memories are...
| The only option I see is to seduce your aunt. But also your uncle. Imagine the comradery that would form in the tight trenches of your aunt. A brotherhood forged for life. You have to dp your aunt Op. Don't be a coward.
| NTR speedrun now
| You should two take a shower
| >>818939 Lol naw. I don't like that dude.
>>818949 tbh I would...
>>818952 If only. We do saunas together at least. Well only one time, but I think she would still be down.
| Hm go to sauna with aunt. Chat happily with aunt until things die down then pretend to fall asleep and imagine aunt naked or something. Have boner, aunt sees boner.
Aunt may wake you up or might not, maybe she will just stare at it. Either way she will think about that boner for days to come.
Maybe bring laptop or whatever over and show aunt interesting thing she likes in the browser while forgetting to close the tab that says something like sexy milfs or mature women
| Then close tab in embarrassment.
Perhaps have something open like a dating profile for some website where you basically list out all the things you like in a woman but instead you write only stuff that applies to your aunt and make her see it by accident.
| Or hey maybe tell her you are actually scared of women and dating so you need help getting used to certain situations and would be happy if she could volunteer to play out some scenarios with you ( while the uncle is gone). Maybe tell her you've never been kissed on the lips before so you think you are unattractive and she'll probably say you are handsome but you don't believe her...
| >>8b6f6d So I know for a fact she's seen my morning wood before. In the summers she wakes me up for breakfast, and there's no way she could miss the throbbing stiffy I have for her. It's super embarrassing whenever I realize. Happens in hotel rooms too. We share a bed when traveling, and of course I'm rock hard when the sun rises. I try not to let her see it if I can help it, but nature does what it wants.
| >>8b6f6d Maybe I will tell her about my dating issues. I had a gf for a bit, but she couldn't compare to my aunt. I broke up with her and I haven't really dated since. I will consider asking my aunt for help... I just don't want to make her uncomfortable. I always put her happiness before my own. As I've said, I love her unconditionally. I don't care if she loves me back. I can't hurt her with my stupid horny feelings. But I do want her. It's complicated. Thanks for the advice.
| OP don't fuck your aunt.
Much as the perfectly written fantasies might play out the likelihood is that if you tried she'd not be interested, you'd upset her, and she'd tell other members of your family then you'd be that one weird relative who tried to fuck his aunt.
Likewise even if you did fuck her you'd probably live with the guilt of the implications on her marriage and still run the risk of it getting out and becoming that same outcast.
| Idk what you should do, try to get over her, try to find someone like her, anything else, but I know for absolute sure you shouldn't become that guy who fucked his aunt
| Ask your aunt for help and advice in finding a woman to marry. She'll love the chance to meddle in your life, and you'll get to spend more time with her. Say you admire the marriage she has with your uncle. List the qualities she has as desireable in your future wife. There's a girl out there who'a just like your aunt when she was your age, so why not go find her?
| >>37e0da Yeah I don't plan on doing anything reckless. I'll never try to flirt with her or kiss her or anything. Obviously I would if she wanted, but I can't cause her anguish. Still, I love her so fucking much. It hurts. My aunt is legit perfect to me, and I don't think that's just me projecting my ideals onto her. Being around her is the best thing in my life. I know she adores me too. But it's so damn confusing, so bittersweet. I'm getting emotional just typing this. Idk either.
| >>819247 I'm going to level with you. I don't believe anyone could ever compare to my aunt. My sample size is small, but I've already found my soulmate. It's exhausting playing the dating game, going through the motions. I don't want to waste anyone's time when both of my feet are out the door before we even meet. It's fucking cruel. Like some sick god designed me specifically to fall in love with my aunt. Just a bad hand I reckon. Can't even tell a therapist any of this shit.
| I appreciate the replies from everyone. Having a place to vent is nice. I sure as shit can't tell anyone else about this stuff.
| I thought this was RP, but I can't tell anymore.
You say you don't want to hurt your aunt, yet you creep on her and wank off while she's gardening. You probably steal her panties too I bet. Stop. If she knew, I'm sure she would be heartbroken. Get your lust under control ASAP. If you like older women, there are options for you. If you love your aunt, then you have to help yourself for her sake.
| >>820461 I know this is the right advices. Still, sorry. I can't follow it. You don't know how our past is like. How much we've been through. Very close, very loving, a lot of pain, but golden memories. I cannot fathom loving another woman like I love my aunt. What she said to me on New Year only strengthens my devotion. She is the most precious thing to me, you understand? She needs me. I must cherish and protect her. I should have been her husband, but this world was cruel to us.
| fucking porn advice lol
| Now that I've had time to properly read it all, I think I can use your incest confessions as a writing prompt. Will be back with a smutty short story soon™.
Oh and hang in there OP. Don't actually fuck your aunt though. Keep your head in the game champ ... not that head.
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| I legit want to breed my aunt. I've been attracted to her ever since I can remember. I always want to be around her, so much so that she used to call me her little puppy dog. These days we have great chemistry. She uses me as an emotional sponge, but I don't mind. She showers me with affection and is very touchy/cuddly. I would die for this woman. But she's perfectly wholesome and definitely not an incestuous coomer.
So yeah. Ask me anything. Oh and she's married to my uncle btw.