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I want to delegalize cum.
| Good
| Great, now I can fight against the system by orgasming.
What could be more cyberpunk than that?
| based and goonpilled
| This is just OP's mastermind plan to make everyone cum at the same time together, so we drown in oceans of cum
| This is the ultimate endpoint of everyone who's into orgasm denial, they become president and cuck us all by making cum illegal! Sending all cumbrains to horny jail!
| You will not cum and you'll be happy.
| >>818459 Oh, what's this? You kmow that it's illegal to be hard in the public? Calm yourself down.
...
What the-
Put that thing away? It's too uncouth! Too... Big...
Oh! Not on my uniform! My hair! Just how much cum can one stupid dck have?!
Mmm... But the taste.
I guess we'll end up with just a ticket.
Now here! You like boobs, don't you? I'll give you a paizuri in exchange for more semen...
Huh? About how illegal is? Don't worry. I'm the law. Now give it yo me~
| >>818462 Is that police officer getting titfucked over there?? No. Hell no. Not on my watch.
*whips out phone, presses record*
Hey, motherfucker! Put those glazed mounds up! I do not approve of this behavior, and I am invoking my citizen's right to publicly film and audit your corrupt conduct.
A-AH! MY EYE! SIR! Stop! Stop cumming! That's fucking illegal! Bleeugh! NO! NUUH MA MOUF! AAARGH!
*spits*
You win this time, evil-doer! But I'll be back! You will rue this day, cumslut!
| Grab the sacred cum blade and lead a fuckling crusade!
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| Regular cum denial doesn't satisfy anymore.
A girl moaning and whimpering, turned into a molten mess with nothing but the prospect of a cunt-shattering orgasm in her mind...
That's not enough.
I will delegalize cum.
I will deny cum to everyone.
Nobody will cum.
Ever.
There will be no release.
And then, we will be happy.