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I am going to teach an octopus human language and keyboard use so that I can ERP with it over the internet.

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| I am going to teach an octopus to massage my prostate.


| I'm going to teach a human octopus language so we can summon Lord Cthulhu and take over the human world.


| Why not to teach an octopus how to become a true tentacle monster from /d/oujins? It will know anything then


| >>811052 but female one please, i don't want become gay


| >>811096
You are now gay.


| >>811111 i can't if i won't do it with male octopus xd


| >>811119
This is a gay thread.
Only gay posters allowed.
Therefore, you are gay.
Thank you.


| >>811126 i doesn't respect laws and rules, i will do my hetero things anywhere i want, even bdsm in church while god will watching if i will decide to


| >>811142
Can't hear you over all the dicks in your mouth.


| fucking idiot how would you be straight if you had sex with another woman? you RPing?


| >>811726 pssst, femboy exists


| Tbh, I'd like to have sex with tentacles
It just seems so fun and pleasurable, cuz you're getting stimulated in all kinds of places and the texture is slimy and all
Then, the tentacles would pump cum in me hell yeah lets gooooo


| The suction cups have tiny hooks

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