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Is it gay to suck your own dick?
| Touching a penis is gay. Considering it's not possible not to touch your own penis, all men are gay. Your question is invalid.
| yeah yeah but like is it gayer than regular masterbation?
| It's not gay, it's advanced masturbation
| Nah, if you have a dick its gay, but if you beat one out for your buds it's not.
| Only if you don't swallow
| wait so swallowing makes it straightened?
| Nope. It's only gay if the balls are touching.
| Just say no homo when you finish.
| so like are you supposed to guzzle that shit like a gogurt or nah
| divine light severed. flesh automaton coordinated by nueroreceptors. reduced to gogurt.
| fuck i figured out that that action is within my capabilities and now i am afraid
| If you're sucking it because you want to suck a dick, it's gay. If you're sucking it because you're that desperate for the sensation of getting sucked off my a man, that's pretty gay too. You're gay either way.
| yeah see my thoughts exactly. logically it's no worse. equal exchange. but.... something seems off
| I agree but it's not got to do with gayness; because it's so hard and possibly unhealthy for people to get in that position, doing it for pleasure seems desperate/obsessive and most people don't want to feel that way
| I can suck your dick and reassure you that you aren't gay.
| You can call me mommy too~
| and/or how many limbs do you have?
| Thing is, do you crave cum or cumming? In one case, it's gay, in other it's just general male horniness
| Imagine not craving cum though.
| >>786325 Seriously. Just pick me up with a gantry and dump me into a vat of cum like at the military base in Fallout 1
| >>786336 damn girls with extra limbs get me actin' up haha
Spider girls soon thanks to science please!!
| but then again who's to say if i was aiming over 4 or under
| If you have a penis large enough to suck yourself then you deserve that shit, no hay shit, Shrigma g/u/rl right there
| No gay shit*
| yeah sure but its still not large enough to be loved by a girl 3 feet taller than me, my second greatest desire.
| Only if masturbation is also gay.
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