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Sex horny want a portal to fuck my own ass and cum in myself

| Help I want to fill myself with my own cum


| I love sex.


| Me too


| Now that's a whole new level of narcissism


| >>768544 it can be your cum instead if you want ;)


| >>768501 Selfcest is great! That's good selfsteem!


| >>768501 ok first step you are going to need a jar.


| >>768857 second step fill jar with cum.

Then for the third step,use a type and suck the cum out like siphoning a tank full of gas.

Step four stick in butt.


| Unironically wanna be a futa to know what'd happen if I impregnate myself


| Okay.


| See, this is why we need cloning tech immediately


| Actually cum would be too thick of a fluid for that. Syphoning only works properly with thin liquids like water or gas.


| >>1ec45e referring to>>768857 here


| I saw this in a H-anime once. But the protagonist used a mirror to do this with his victims.


| Dude...


| I think having a portal would be disappointing. Because when you move your dick forward, your butt moves forward too. So you would need to be able to move the portal instead of your hips, but you won't be able to push it around because your hands would just go through!



| >>769221
And this is where spatially situating tracking gloves hooked up to an autonomous remotely operated portal-containing wall platform panel comes in


| >>769222 >>769221
Why not just make the penis detachable, but still linked and functional?


| >>769329
You detach your penis first and then we'll consider it


| >>a811b2 >>f5768a I think that ain't such a bad idea. Couldn't you like cut off your penis and fill it with cement or something to be able to fuck youfself?


| >>769420
At that point you may as well just make a mould of the penis and make enough to fill your bathtub and fuck yourself silly


| I can help with the insemination process.


| >>a811b2 but the skin feeling though. I'll stick to cutting off my penis.


| concrete enema

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