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Martubation thechniques thread
| Go back to /new/ with your shitposting
| >>703305
Can you stop bringing up this god forsaken board everywhere? Please? Pretty fucking please? Is it too much to ask for?
| >>703305 Dude go get a life, you looking for threads to find me is just creepy, if you really want I can make a new tread on news for you but at least dont bring your shit to others.
| condom and lube
| Shit man,can't get some masturbation tricks around here, can't have shit on danger/u/
| >>703477 I wanted to lurk here but my stalker-kun seems to know me better than myself so he decided to ruin the thread :< sorry
| >>703477 the only thing I do is foreplay with myself, wich feels amazing, guys should do more foreplay
| Try putting mashed bananas up your anus. It feels amazing when it erupts out your ass during orgasm.
| >>703478 How long have they been stalking you and is there a reason as to why they would want to stalk you?
| >>703483 I don't really know for how long but I know why, Its because of discussions on /new/, we always find ourselves dissagreeing on something, so I guess he felt atatched to thrill of debating or something, but sometimes stalker-kun will apprear on other threads and accuse other people of being me and starting convos that go off topic ruin everything, wich is really sad and I wish stalker-kun to get better things do do, Im not worth it
| Okay but why doesn't anyone just ignore him and continue the thread as if he never said anything?
/u/ loves to feed the trolls apparently.
| It's like the bait is the most plastic and fake looking thing in the world and people here still bite expecting a different result. I don't get it.
Anyway, I just go with the good ol' hand and tissue ready. Plain and simple.
| >>703521 well we were talking about the topic, you clearly chose to not ignore the stalker gulr right now
| Could it be the same person trying to make a meme?..
| I'm sure everyone here has probably heard of or read this atleast once but i feel it wouldn't hurt to share it,so while you're jacking off,when you feel you're about to splooge,stop and don't touch your weewee for atleast 10seconds,then continue and repeat the process,do this three times(or more if you're into that) and experience a great nut
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| Share your tricks and wisdom aquired trough years of solo playing. Doesnt need to be and especific gender, just share your knowloge