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Horny virgin boi ama

| Just a male gamer, otaku, young adult who's most action was a peck on the cheek


| anything reddit quip


| Would you want me to pick your cheek once this COVID season is over?


| *lick


| Fuck, I'm a disgrace.


| Show dick pic?


| >>651162 ikd being licke seems kinda wierd


| >>651164 don't worry I'm also one


| >>651179 too ebarasing and risky sorry XP


| >>651146 have you become the girlfriend yet?


| >>651528 nope, never even kissed someone


| If I cant be the boifriend how can I become the gurlfriend


| where


| >>651579 wut?


| You said "ama". >>651579 asked where you were, so she could stea... er... borrow your virginity.


| What's the secret of Monkey Island?


| >>651609 oh thanks, I'm not good at picking normal social clues.
I live in brazil, sao paulo


| >>651612
It was not a normal social cue. It was bad English. So you're all good homie.


| How wide is your dick while it's flacid?


| >>651611 idk, there are some monkeys in the condo I live so I will try to communicate with them


| >>651617 its cold today so 3cm, in normal days it is about 3.5 cm


| >>651622 the better question is how wide are your hips?


| 37 cm hip diameter, but why are you asking that? If you want my body mesurements here you go, I'm 1.81 meters, 58 kilos and around 50 cm from shoulder to shoulder


| >>651616
eh i'm just hungry i can't help it


| >>651634
You fucking anorexic homie? Jesus. I'm slightly taller than you, got kinda slim body size, and I weigh 80kg. You can't be healthy!


| >>651703
It's not that far off from clinically healthy !
y u bully


| >>651713
i'll call you longitude


| >>651713
No bully. It just sounds like you're not doing that great homie. You need to take care of yourself!


| >>651634 My build is about the same as yours in terms of height and weight. It's a tad big underweight imo. I've been trying to build muscles myself.


| >>651731 op here, yep thats what Im doing


| >>651703 nah fam I'm just skinny, Im also healhy, but my metabolism is super high and Im very energetic so I burn fast


| okay, what about latitude?


| >>651751
Fair enough.


| >>651754 idk my latitude


| >>651780 >>651714


| >>651788
That would be me, that they wanted to call longitude.
And a few months ago I was 170cm and 70kg...
Then I traveled for 6 months and lost 10kg fml


| >>651932
ok Greenwich buddy


| >>651974
GMT+1337 to be exact (ノ>ω<)ノ


| Why no swag


| >>652396 because I'm not good at socializing or ineracting, so no swag from me.


| manda o endereço ai homegirl :3

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