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Homosexuality
| Big bait. Little fun. Sad times.
| >>640142 it's just the truth. Something has gone wrong with someone's brain if they have homosexual thoughts and desires.
| Big bait. Little fun. Sad times.
| itt post your supergay fantasies
| Sensitive fags incoming
| :(
| Oof. Bait getting worse. Small bait. Littler fun. Sader times.
| The irony of your copypaste calling mine bait. It's your low-IQ copypaste that's bait, and even more ironically, it further proves that homosexuality is a mental disorder - you're doing a great job, keep it up.
| Cool and good. Bait bad. Fun is no more. Sadness defines our time.
| Bait bad. Doge meme good. Brainless meme good. Talk like NPC best.
| Salty because no attention. Parents don't love me. Am gay. Am sad.
| Salty. Bad meme. Doge. Okboomer. Simp btw. Am gay. Am sad.
| The way anime girls act about each other's boobs but it's guys and their huge fat knuts
Bro your balls are so big… I’m so jealous gets behind and starts fondling them Kyaaa! Those are sensitive! Bro! they flop all over the place Dude in the corner with tiny nuts: looks down in shame
| Bwo youw bawws awe so big… I’m so jeawous gets behind and stawts fondwing them Kyaaa! Those awe sensitive! Bwo! they fwop aww ovew the pwace Dude in the cownew with tiny nuts: wooks down in shame
| The way anime girls act about each oth'r's boobs but t's guys and their huge bacon-fed knuts
bro thy balls art so big… i’m so jealous gets behind and starts fondling those folk kyaaa! those art comptible! bro! those gents flop all ov'r the lodging broth'r in the c'rn'r with tiny nuts: looks down in shame
| Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear yes
Yeah, I'm a Cummy Bear yeah
Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party party pop
Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
| Oh Yeah!
(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear) Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear)
| Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum Haha Duba duba yum yum Haha Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me
(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear)
| minecraft porn copypasta
For years and years i have remained quite limp
Ive searched for something that could make it firm
Yet no video pleasured my soft shrimp
And no image seemed to stiffen my worm
One day while searching thoughts came to my mind
I really enjoyed mining on the craft
Especially looking at horse behinds
Maybe minecraft porn could please my sad shaft
| Rule 34 was typed on the search bar
Typed minecraft and then felt my hardened cock
I jerked it and it shot one straight to mars
Oh joy, there's so much more porn of the block
Finally my days of boredom are gone
I now know that blocks are what turn me on
| I've been drinking my own piss, about a cup to a liter a day, every single day for 3 years. My health has been steadily improving from years of chronic fatigue syndrome. Could it be due to other factors? Sure. But at least, my case is proof that urine drinking is completely safe.
The mental barrier is real. We were all trained to think that piss is a toxic waste product from as early as we can remember. And once you get past that barrier, it's gone.
| My piss is the best tasting thing I consume, on days when my diet is good and I'm properly hydrated. I eat mostly fruit and it tastes like fruit essence water. It's an amazing source of electrolytes, it's a mild diuretic so it helps with bloating after eating too much salt. I swear there are feel-good chemicals in it because my mood is often good after drinking it.
I was grossed out too when I first learned of urine drinking but it was the best yellow pill I ever took.
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| I FUCKED A DVD
I AM THE EGG MAN
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out.
| >>640242
It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up
| dear staff of danger/u/ i am so sorry
| Gary
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Gary so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch SpongeBob I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of Gary online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Gary. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Gary's tight snail ass. I want him to have my mutant human/snail babies.
| Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors snail. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my TV. I might not ever get to see Gary again.
| Faggot probably read every single word before posting, explains why it took you so long.
Glad the font of this app is so shit that none of what you wrote was readable while scrolling down to write this.
| >>640258
excuse me? are you insulting me? you have no idea how much work i have put into these paragraphs. i bet you say this because you are the one who seeks attention isnt it? utter another insult and i will wipe the floor with you and utterly erase you. your insolence towards my work will be remembered by me forever . for all i know you could be a 6 year old on his moms phone typing which could explain the pure childishness that comes from you.
| sending these dumb stickers while calling yourself funny is a bad act. dont be toxic but i could expect no less from a toddler who had his attention diverted from him. i will not wish harm on you. do not levy false claims on me or i will personally find your IP address and sell it on the dark web. do you know what pepe the frog is from reddit? no you wouldnt cause you werent born back then.
| the internet has only gotten worse because of you and your pure childishness. these people defend me because they know the signs of hard work. i sincerely hope you can change for the better when you grow up,. have fun playing with the rest of your kindergarten kids and tell me if your teacher gives you a gold star you have done it. you have did it. made me angry, have you?? watching youtube to be a simp to egirls is it??
| your sheer childishness has made me completely stumped at your insolence. trying to sound edgy huh? you probably dont get any of the references i make because youre too inbred to care. please and sincerely leave me alone and stop insulting my hard work. actually, you probably plagarised it to be a karmawhore on reddit. please never speak to me or about my works again or you will face the wrath of all of the people who appreciate my efforts.
| have fun doing fortnite dances with the other 6 year olds you hang out with so you watch pewdiepie? you are the reason r/okaybuddyretard went into lockdown because of degenerate 9 year olds flooding it with unoriginal jokes. you will forever go down in history as the only person more inbred than charles II. making a name in chinese isnt funny. your idea of comedy makes me shudder and want to throw up.
| dont write off your mistakes as "april fools" because that is the most cowardly move i have seen in my 14 years of life. you think youre so funny dont you? i will let you know that regardless of what you think is funny you will still be slammed full force by the tank that is my factual paragraphs. your brain is so malformed that you probably didnt know we could see your phone number if we didnt save your contact (although who would other than your dad and boomer grandpa)
| if you think i stole this from the internet you obviously have no brain cells. your insolence has made me angrier than ever. i shake in my seat when i think of any incel like you. say nah to all our roasts like the pathetic whelp you are. you use these clash of clans stickers, showing off your measly brain power. please tell me when your parents tell you that you are biologically incapable of having sexual intercourse.
| have fun drifting around in your meaningless life until entropy consumes you and rids the universe of your toxic presence. sec school sounds too high-caliber for you. goodbye, and have a nice day tomorrow in kindergarten. i will give you math questions if you need help.
| >>640258
your fucking insolence leaves me at a loss of words. you are a lost cause. you were a mistake. you seriously are trying to make comebacks a newborn could make. your comedic value has it numbers below what i thought were possible. nah? yeah thats what your parents said when they saw you. from the bottom of my heart which bears no love to you, i hope you fuck off with your irrelevant jokes.
| wonderful and epic are two words that dont describe you. also i specifically stated in my letter that i dont love you but you thought that i didnt cause you didnt bother to read. i am stumped at your pure stupidity. you should be an scp that spreads stupidity. you should seek medical assistance for the brain damage you have. learn to read dumbass wow you think youre so well behaved huh?
| if i were doctor josef mengele i would be astounded at how much of a dried up prune your brain is. please for the love of god lenin and communism stop trying to sound smart. never ever try to sound smart or try to be impressive. lifeless is you trying to argue against the warhammer that is my paragraph writing. i assure you that no girl will want to have sexual intercourse with you.
| your genitals are so small quarks are bigger than it. wait you wouldnt understand what a quark is because you struggle learning 4 letters of the alphabet. get destroyed? i have never seen such a pathetic excuse for a comeback. you have genuinely ruined my day. april fools pranks will not satisfy me. do not talk about the dictionary when you struggle to remember the sixth letter of the alphabet.
| you have given me the worst headache i have had arguing with degenerate 6 year olds trying to be cool and edgy. please fuck off with your pathetic insults.
listen i will not waste my time debating with a brick wall. i will not waste my good mood arguing with a piece of trash. please understand that people put in hard work into what they do
Sincerely,
stalin (does not) love you
PS: learn to spell, dumbass
| This is hilarious.
| Ok fags
| >>640333
Yes and you wrote your message in the only purpose of being read to get a reaction from a stranger that would respond to you. Also when I said that no one care about me like no one care about the fact that you're a simp is to reflect the fact that it's not because no one care about it that we shouldn't talk about it. No one care about the many molecules that constitute our world but their still one of the thing that create our world
| N♥♥♥a you are probably a gypsy LOL. What a ♥♥♥♥ing retard LUL. And also tkanyu, I was expecting that you might be some of the people with many profiles. Good to hear for you buddy, sorry for calling ya out 11 yo boi and I still have my own opinion on first hand. Actaully you are right to somewhere cuse Prime is now free if you download the game and play to 21st rank.>>640333
| So yeah, have a nice day. And oh, homie u ♥♥♥♥♥, go eat tide pods, I bet you are like 10 and cant roast me with anything so you said that I am a Bulgarian retard. Go suck your fathers ♥♥♥♥ mate
| You sewiouswy think aww that wowk is wowth it just to be abwe to eat chips at the same time as using a computew without getting the keyboawd gweasy? You siw awe out of youw mind and I guawantee that you don’t actuawwy do this. Deep down, you must be somewhat sewf awawe that youw comment is dead wwong wike how evewyone shouwd be awawe that it is a howwendous cwime to not wisten to Honey and the Bee by Oww City.
| You wiww get awwested and sewve a wong pwison sentence if you don’t wisten to that song so wisten to it ow ewse!!
| Ok fag
| >>640353
Hahaha yeah sorry you wouldn’t get it, it’s a reddit thing ???? (r/wooosh). It’s a low key app filled with some of the smartest individuals on the planet ????. We all have in depth discussion and discourse ????, we pretty much are the Library of Alexandria of the modern world ????. Could we be a country ????????? Probably, like I said our IQ is way above all these Instagram normies ????????????.
| If you want some good subs to start with ????, I recommend the more intellectually stimulating and thought provoking ones like r/politics and r/gaming ????.
| Here is my sex resume
As this is a sex server, here is my sex resume: I am 5'5", 290 pounds. I have scored a 100% Dom on multiple BDSM tests. I am physically speaking strong, I can lift the back of a car up if I am angry enough. I don't let anyone (especially the government) tell me what to do. I own a cat, her name is Aeris, and you may pet her, but if she attacks you, I will attack you as well.
| My hobbies include working out, watching old movies, and jacking off to mind break/guro/abuse/ageplay/blackmail Doujins on nhentai. In my spare time I aspire to be a revolutionary who will someday blow up the white house and steal Lincolns head from his stupid memorial. I fear no one, no one except myself, I once scared myself in the shower. You will address me as "father, master, cap-e-tan, mein lord, or sir".
| If you don't fight back I will lock you out of my house. No touching my LSD or I will be liable to kill you. Engage in sexual activity while I am not aroused, well, this shall result in beatings. You will wear the military fatigues you are given and will cut your hair monthly.
| I thought this was a thread about homosexuality, what happened?
| >>640372
Hello my fellow gentle man would any of whom consider in partaking in the act of releasing thy own flatulence gasses from there anal cavity on mine own self while also partaking in the role of “Angel Dust” from the popular western American animation known as “Hazbin Hotel” from the popular website for videos and creators “YouTube” if thy would like to partake in these activities this fine day it would be most pleasurable and desired from mine-self
| Do farts carry Covid? Sincere question.
I smelled a really bad one at the Echo Park farmer's market on Friday. Definitely wasn't one of mine. I started freaking out, and can't stop thinking about it. What if...I mean, it would be just my luck. Any medical professionals out there able to put my mind at ease? Thank you.
| I was 6 years old, playing at the bottom of the stairs at my house, when I saw my morbidly obese aunt slouch to the top of the stairs and step on my Thomas the Tank Engine. Her fat ass flew into the air, bounced off the banister and instead of rolling down the stairs, actually crashed THROUGH the staircase and dropped into the cupboard below it, hospitalizing her for 6 weeks.
| >>640387
That was the most brutal drop I had ever experienced... Until I watched this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxmhKDikZU0
| change.org/nukechinanow
| to conclude,
| DMX is not gonna give it to ya
I’ve been waiting since 2003 for DMX to give it to me but it still hasn’t happened. I don’t know if he just stopped giving it to people or if he ran out of whatever he was giving out but I’m fairly certain that he gave up giving it to everyone. I hope my post hasn’t disappointed those were still waiting on DMX giving it to them but I don’t think it’s going to happen.
| this thread is gold
thank op and everyone for this wonderful adventure...
will read further posts
| Why are ya'll gey?
| OP still trying. Pathetic bait. Negative fun. Depressing times.
| Pathetic cock. Negative anal. Depressing AIDS.
| >>640471 >>640474 >>640525
This was a funny comment! Are you a comedian? Because there are not enough words in the English language to express how fucking hilarious this comment was! I am in absolute agony from laughing at this comment for so long. The only way to stop this this this agony is to end my own life. Thanks, this comment made me want to fucking kill my self.
| Hey, on behalf of all of the men out there, I would like to formally apologize for all of the disrespect they show you and for all of the times you have been treated like a piece of property. I personally think that all women deserve to be treated like queens and that it should be to goal of every man to serve all women, no matter how what, because men have been misogynistic and cruel for far too long.
| It just enrages me so much to see a “dude” call you out on Twitter and pretend that you don’t have thoughts and feelings that can be hurt. I wish that I could find him and beat him up so I can show him how much it hurts to be a woman these days. I would do anything to make sure that you never had to experience harassment from a male because he thought it was acceptable to treat women like property. Women aren’t property. Women are amazing.
| Women are the foundation of our world and need to be celebrated for all of their accomplishments. First, I would like to start by celebrating you for being the queen you are.
| Jump- jump off and say something gay shit
| >>640532
god i want to fuck thanos so badly. everytime i saw infinity war and endgame ive wanted to cum so badly in the theaters, once i masturbated while in the theater and i got kicked out, ever since then ive been watching those movies and masturbating at peace at home. Ive rewatched those movies countless times and everytime ive cummed so hard just at the THOUGHT of thanos.
| His thicc ass looks so good and could taste like large grapes, his cock and balls would be the best grape flavor anyone has ever tasted, his cum would taste like fine aged wine, his ass is so fucking THICC. god i want to fuck thanos.
| wow is that another form of spam ?
| >>640553 >>640563
If you could make anything appear but it has to be from out of your ass, what would it be?
I'd love nothing more than to have a team of scientists, dressed in full PPE, slowly pull out a never ending chain of colorful handkerchiefs from my ass while I'm on my knees in full clown regalia, with my face adorned with the honkiest red nose ever conceived.
| For hours, days, months, years, decades, this team of stunned scientists would pull more and more and more handkerchiefs, each covered in just a bit of uncomfortable mucus or slime of which the test results cannot confirm or deny whether it is human in origin. Like a cuckoo clock, every half hour, I would gyuck-a-hyuck giggle and laugh while honking my clown nose at an inhuman rate.
| What sanity hath thee left, scientists, after pulling my handkerchiefs for so long? As the generations pass, I would be kept, preserved as some grotesque abomination, a thing that must be hidden, but never destroyed. Yet still, brave men and women who dare to read the redacted files and notes of yore scrawled, in desperation, by those driven mad, yes, these foolhardy scientists will take to my chambers and pull those handkerchiefs once more.
| They will find no end to it. They will find no happiness, no satisfaction. They will find only the dull horror of the infinite.
| A'ight, jokes aside, where the fuck is this guy pulling all the pasta from? Shit's legit entertaining.
| >>640604
Edit: Wow. Jesus Christ I've been waiting for this day. Hours I have spent karma whoring myself out to Reddit and today I made it. I. fucking. made. It. I showed this to my mom, she hugged me and told me how proud of me she was, teary-eyed. My only regret is not having this happen sooner so I could put it on my college application.
"Got 5k upvotes on a Reddit post on r/copypasta" it would say.
God do you know how many doors that would opened of for me?
| Forget Model UN???? and National Honors Society.???? I could've deleted all that shit if I had this on my application.????
This is the biggest achievement I think I've ever had.???? God dammit I'm sobbing right now. ????????
That online degree in EMOJI LINGUISTICS 101 really helped me out, too. ???? $500 bucks well spent
| ...
This is my last post.
Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several months ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on Facebook that seems to become more and more popular by the day.
| Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizarre, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several months interacting with people I had never met before in my life, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long.
| And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention.
And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it.
| I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night. But, finally, my mission is complete.
Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this group, potentially exposing some of your admins' most well kept secrets. I'm deactivating this account at midnight, but before I do, I just want to let you know you all make me sick.
| OP here, checking in for the daily "didn't read that gay shit" post.
Keep it up.
| I was gone for like a day how tf did I miss like 100 replies???
| >>640953
Someone turned a thread intended to be toxic attention whoring and turned it into something genuinely entertaining.
| >>640960
You really need to work on your bait game homie. Sorry. You should try 4chan. You'd probably get more attention there.
| Homosexuality is gay
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| It's a mental disorder.