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G/u/rls: Things you have stuck inside yoy
| Atm or
| I am constipated help
| Like, organs?
| one time i stuck something up there and didn't notice it come out when i sat on the toilet trying to force it out when i lost it
thousands of dollars wasted on an american doctor's visit thanks to the cat scan
| A pencil figurine
| Im scared to buy a dildo in fear that my parents will find out
| Stiff cock(s)
| Dildo, princess plug, vibrating plug, bad dragon dildo, fingers :3
| >>633333 there's really cheap toothbrushes that vibrate instead of actually moving the bristles
Alternately, your parents probably shouldn't be going through your drawers anyway so if they find it ignore it and get upset they're invading your privacy
| >>633405 +1 for the toothbrush. Just don't use it as an actual toothbrush before or after, you /d/egenerate. Also, shower heads.
| a skeleton
| >>633405 depends there are some really freaky Christian parents that make a huge deal about anything sexual and can shame the shit out of you for just doing something really simple and harmless like masturbating alone.
| plastic sword
| Enough ice to make a rink with.
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| G/u/ys: things you have stuck your thing in/have stuck inside you.