Post number #633255, ID: 64e307
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G/u/ys: things you have stuck your thing in/have stuck inside you.
Post number #633270, ID: dbe3e6
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Atm or
Post number #633275, ID: 2dc2cd
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I am constipated help
Post number #633284, ID: 136f71
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Like, organs?
Post number #633300, ID: e05f8b
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>>633284 you fucked yourself with an organ?
Post number #633317, ID: 85dc22
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one time i stuck something up there and didn't notice it come out when i sat on the toilet trying to force it out when i lost it
thousands of dollars wasted on an american doctor's visit thanks to the cat scan
Post number #633320, ID: e05f8b
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>>633317 lesson learned, put only things designed to put up your butt up your butt
Post number #633332, ID: 33618a
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A pencil figurine
Post number #633333, ID: 33618a
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Im scared to buy a dildo in fear that my parents will find out
Post number #633361, ID: d37a8d
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Stiff cock(s)
Post number #633400, ID: e6b64a
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Dildo, princess plug, vibrating plug, bad dragon dildo, fingers :3
Post number #633405, ID: e05f8b
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>>633333 there's really cheap toothbrushes that vibrate instead of actually moving the bristles
Alternately, your parents probably shouldn't be going through your drawers anyway so if they find it ignore it and get upset they're invading your privacy
Post number #633434, ID: 3b7ab4
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>>633405 +1 for the toothbrush. Just don't use it as an actual toothbrush before or after, you /d/egenerate. Also, shower heads.
Post number #633439, ID: c95e40
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a skeleton
Post number #633457, ID: 9d2a10
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>>633405 depends there are some really freaky Christian parents that make a huge deal about anything sexual and can shame the shit out of you for just doing something really simple and harmless like masturbating alone.
Post number #633678, ID: fafd5e
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plastic sword
Post number #633717, ID: 136f71
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>>633457 Simple solution, cucumbers in condoms
Post number #634264, ID: b3c867
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Enough ice to make a rink with.
Post number #634297, ID: caaf58
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>>633333 i once got a portable fuck machine and no one noticed, you're prolly gonna be fine
Post number #634338, ID: 8abae5
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>>634297 A portable fuck machine? Do... do you have photos? (/ε\*)
Post number #634400, ID: 8a0fdc
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>>136f71 wont that be cold :I
Post number #634634, ID: 869608
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>>caaf58 is that expensive. How is it portable?
Post number #635025, ID: 136f71
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>>634634 All fuck machines are portable of you try hard enough!
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| G/u/ys: things you have stuck your thing in/have stuck inside you.