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i dont mastrubate

| please clap

my asscheeks

| Do you want a cookie?

| I love sex.

| >>615457
Can I have one please?

| >>615465 fuck sex

| >>615469 oral seggs better

| >>615492
All sex are good sex.

| >>615467 no, only non mastrubaters get cookies

| >>615497
Please? I promise I won't masturbate at least for the next 15hours.


| >>615517

| I barely fap anymore. I wonder if it's because of my old age. I slowly went down to about once to twice a week after turning 30.

| >>615555 sounds about right... slowly dying one day at a time...

| Remember, no mastrubate

| >>8aa80d
What kind of cookies? Very important...

| >>615614 Soft chocolate chip. I originally posted the cookie ad, dunno why my ID changed.

Non mastrubaters only, thx

| I'm too cold to fap.

| me neither, my buddy josh does it for me

| >>a3e627 why changed?

| >>616011 If I knew I'd tell you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

| I don't care,

| I fap a lot because of high blood pressure. My big chungus dong is instantly up and makes a *thwong* noise when I get horny.

| >>615555 Sounds about just right. I too fap a lot less compared to when I was 16-26yo.

| Masturbation is a common activity. It's a natural and safe way to explore your body, feel pleasure, and release built-up sexual tension. ... Despite the myths, there are actually no physically harmful side effects of masturbation. However, excessive masturbation can harm your relationships and everyday life....

| But...

Matthew 5:27-28
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

just looking at women to lust after, even just pictures, videos, cartoons, hentai, ect... you already commit aldultery in your heart..

| I masturbate only to the word of the lord and therefore have committed no adultery.

| >>616442
>Despite the myths, there are actually no physically harmful side effects of masturbation.
Unlike porn.

| >>616443
The bible is written by Jews to corrupt the minds of the people into believing that they are "God's chosen people" nothing more. Why waste your time with it?

| i clicked. i saw "please clap my asscheeks". i scrolled down. i saw >>616766

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