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Never fap in your room if your door doesn't have locks

| This is a PSA for everyone that doesn't have locks on their doors.


| how else would you get to see your dad's penis?


| >not leaving the door open


| >have sentient being living near you


| put a sign on the front of your door saying "Visitors Welcome!" that way you dont always have to fap alone


| How can i lock a door in public park?!


| Start fapping with a VR headset and headphones. You won't even notice someone barging in and you can continue fapping in peace.


| I just sorta slowly dry hump my bed with my 'vagina' in my waistband until I cream my undies. No visual evidence, and my pants is always on


| >>612863
Hot!


| My room is at the end of a hallway so it's very easy to ear anyone coming there. Never been caught so far, hope it stills that way !


| >>612960
They deliberately make their footsteps loud because they know you're fapping.


| >>c5ef97 Well maybe but it's better than being "seen", and I try to be as stealthy as possible.


| >>612982 door wide open spread eagle on the bed... :D


| brb will lock the door to my office


| Dont tell me what to do! I watched enough hentai to know what will happen.


| I'm waiting for the day when a girl will enter my room while i'm doing my business :^)


| >>927075 Does it matter wgich girl?


| >>613053
Your mom already knows what your penis looks like.


| >not having a lock for your door


| >>613646 yea, but does she know what the inside of my upper colon looks like?


| I didn't even have a door for my room when I was growing up. Finally got one for my room once I turned 20 and have had one ever since. But on the bright side I was left home literally all of the time day and night.

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