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Do you ever wish you had a dick?

| like, besides the fact periods suck, don't you ever wish you could have a mushroom shaped thing hanging between your legs? seems like fun.


| Wouldn't it get caught on everything and break?


| It's also inconvenient when you get aroused in public
However, I imagine fucking a girl with it would be so nice


| God, jerking off would be so much easier


| As a dick owner, I'd say it's pretty chill. If I didn't have one or lost it somehow I'd definitely wish I had one.


| >>597498 post pics now


| >>597500
That would be illegal.


| Its kinda inconvenient and uncomfortable when you aren't using it. Dicks should be fully retractable.


| >>597504
even better


| >>597504
That makes it better


| >>597532
Coward


| >>597533
I do not want to be a distributor of CP.


| >>597526 go go gadget extendo penis!


| Its not illegal if im underage too ;] and we may trade dicc pics


| >>61533f do you wanna?


| >>597614
I am not interested in dick pics, and it would still technically be distribution of CP.


| >>2f3e8c gurl faking her gender to get some internet attention, smh.


| >>597635
Shit. You got me.


| >>a1b762 yeah, why not?


| wish i didnt have one


| >>597745 same


| having a dick sucks


| Having either bodypart sucks, i think the best solution is to just die


| >>597830 but there are still a lot of kinky shits i didn't do yet!

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