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how do get balls EGG smooth

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how to acommplish this feat and make balls and shaft butter smoothed no hairs no pimps no wrinkled at all



| try using a belt sander. starting at 40 grit and work it down to 2000, 3000 gradually. if you're not satisfied, you can try natural finishing whetstones for a glossy mirror finish.


| want smooth not pulp thanks


| Wax


| This is a fun diy. Step 1 us to carefully cut them off. Then, fire up the hot glue gun. Next you'll need a couple of eggs. Everyone uses different kinds of eggs. For a more impressive diy, use ostrich eggs. If you don't really care, chicken eggs will do just fine. Next, glue your eggs where your flesh used to be and bam. EGG smooth.


| ow :(


| honestly i really recommend nestling your balls into a small charcoal pit. just gather the charcoal around them and the hairs/burrs will burn off quickly. no need to leave them in too long.


| uou all aren'ot good at balls makeover!


| what the fuck have I just read


| just eat lots of eggs. Shells and all. be sure to chew the shell tho or it will be unhealthy. Then you have to wait a few hours after eating and then start doing exercises (think kugels, but for your whole lower torso) to push the calcium to your balls. Eventually they will develop a shell and be smooth like eggs

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