danger/u/
/d/ makes Erotica 2 words at a time

| I saw


| a butterfly


| with huge


| tentacle penises


| then it


| Said aloud


| "You like


| the dick


| my wigga?"


| To which


| I replied


| "Looks pretty


| I should


| suck it


| ya digga


| really hard


| until it


| cums in


| our mouth."


| breaks through


| his window


| and slips


| on the


| Big thick


| Bag of


| Big dick


| Up her


| stupid sleeve.


| A ballgag


| that was


| until


| now forgotten


| Was delicately


| strapped in


| a latex


| head harness


| with no


| wi-fi


| Then karen


| Took out


| The kids


| executioner style


| and committed


| grand theft


| Listening to


| Twizzlers new


| Fortnite album


| The butterfly


| ,including 15


| Nicki Minaj


| blowup dolls


| decided to


| Insert a


| incredibly small


| astoundingly erect


| Barack Obama


| Impersonator into


| Will Smith's


| Huge, gaping


| noisy cricket


| Ninja clapping


| anus device.


| Set to


| wumbo speed


| . As i


| ,painfully erected,


| walls so


| as to


| Defend myself


| against the


| Tentacles, it


| tried to


| penetrate me!


| and I


| ate ass


| and sucked


| it too


| , but then


| John Madden


| took his


| Big thick


| 15 inch


| Foot ball


| shaped cock


| Which he


| pressed upon


| my panties


| and inserted


| V-bucks into


| my vagenne


| and bobs


| until I


| bought timeshares


| and bitcoins


| Then he


| stole them


| and gave


| Me AIDS


| ...My Mommy


| tried to


| join in


| but I


| told her


| "This is


| Sparta!” And


| I fucking


| BLJ'd out


| a giant


| pink nipples

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