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| a butterfly
| with huge
| tentacle penises
| then it
| Said aloud
| "You like
| the dick
| my wigga?"
| To which
| I replied
| "Looks pretty
| I should
| suck it
| ya digga
| really hard
| until it
| cums in
| our mouth."
| breaks through
| his window
| and slips
| on the
| Big thick
| Bag of
| Big dick
| Up her
| stupid sleeve.
| A ballgag
| that was
| until
| now forgotten
| Was delicately
| strapped in
| a latex
| head harness
| with no
| wi-fi
| Then karen
| Took out
| The kids
| executioner style
| and committed
| grand theft
| Listening to
| Twizzlers new
| Fortnite album
| The butterfly
| ,including 15
| Nicki Minaj
| blowup dolls
| decided to
| Insert a
| incredibly small
| astoundingly erect
| Barack Obama
| Impersonator into
| Will Smith's
| Huge, gaping
| noisy cricket
| Ninja clapping
| anus device.
| Set to
| wumbo speed
| . As i
| ,painfully erected,
| walls so
| as to
| Defend myself
| against the
| Tentacles, it
| tried to
| penetrate me!
| and I
| ate ass
| and sucked
| it too
| , but then
| John Madden
| took his
| Big thick
| 15 inch
| Foot ball
| shaped cock
| Which he
| pressed upon
| my panties
| and inserted
| V-bucks into
| my vagenne
| and bobs
| until I
| bought timeshares
| and bitcoins
| Then he
| stole them
| and gave
| Me AIDS
| ...My Mommy
| tried to
| join in
| but I
| told her
| "This is
| Sparta!” And
| I fucking
| BLJ'd out
| a giant
| pink nipples
| white dragon.
| I pissed
| out blood
| from my
| third leg
| . It hurt.
| When I
| saw the
| Spider penis
| i yelled
| "AAAAAAAAH THAT'S
| A DICK!!!!!!"
| But surprisingly
| it wasn't
| I stared
| at Karen's
| False dick
| With joyful
| girldick lust.
| and then
| she said
| Your sister
| eats ass
| I said
| "no u"
| and laughed!
| Like a
| huge slut
| . She got
| incredibly aroused
| by the
| Way i
| smeared her
| The End
| rear end
| Good end
| Nice ;D
| Yay us~
| CHAPTER II:
| My liver
| Has cancer
| Because of
| THE M A S S I V E
| Boobs i
| Bought from
| The hobo
| I met
| on Farmersonly.com
| Then i
| discovery cum-o-therapy
| and my
| is flopping
| along with
| My mom's
|
| Fuck machine
| Which I
| previously used
| On myself
| Then i
| stepped on
| His peen
| with a
| borrowed Loubouton
| I found
| A book
| about penises
| which I
| tried to
| suck on
| agathokakological bitches
| all up
| but then
| my brother
|
| toke off
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| I saw