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Dreams
| Just turn into a sex demon who doesn't care if he gets caught!
| I sometimes have dreams where me and a friend are banging next to my girlfriend, then i wake up next to my girlfriend with a big bone and she asks if i was thinkin of her with a big smile. All very surreal.
| I'm kinda weirded out by the fact that people in my dreams are way more pretty then IRL.
Like, there is a nice girl that I kinda chatted with on and off some years ago. Her skin is pale as death, wears dentures and in general looks sick all the time. Tho I still dreamed of her a few times.
...Maybe cause she was nice to me that made her fuckable for me?
| I, too, struggle with dream cockblock. Even when I actually do decide to have sex, instead of cockblocking myself, I'm prevented by something else, like falling off the bed. Eventually I got fed up and learned how to lucid dream. After I could do it reliably, I tried having sex, but I'd wake up before I started. I can't even lose my dream virginity...
| I sometimes have harem dreams, beeing surrounded by bikini or even topless women. I'm kinda sad it never will happen.
| >>477117 ...Thats what I get for using google translate
No. How do I explain this, its like that wire that is put on your teeth when they go sideways.
Tho still, she kinda look 20 years older then she is.
Also yes OP I feel your pain I wish I could dream porn as well.
| a week ago I got a weird dream in what I visit a place like a library and the building has two levels. When I enter, the first level are plain and simple, but the second floor are empty in the middle, and you can see the shelves and the people of the above by this desing. There was a beautiful girl dress like a french maid, with a vacuum. Petite, brown and beatiful skin, long black hair and profund dark eyes...
| The cherry in the cake was a cute white diadem and that the maid dress have a very short skirt.
When first saw her, she throw a glance at me and left the vacuum away. I feel a strong lust, and I feel she "feel" that too. She quickly returns at the same spot and despite being a public place, she lift her skirt and pantys from behind, and began to masturbate furiously, she was all wet, and her labia was pink and beautiful. This image was very strong and left me very impressed
| Yesterday I had a dream that I was eating soup out of a fish bowl in some diner
| >>477325 I'm serious it was like a chicken broth with a little bit of cabbage or lettuce on top with elbow noodles, the person I was eating with ordered it and I decided I wanted to try it so I took a spoon full and I guess it was good because I took it and they ordered a new one, when I pulled the fish bowl to me it was one of those circular ones with a little Castle in the bottom but after I started eating it was like a 20 gallon fish tank for some reason
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| I dreamt there was this teacher who was trying to fuck me, (I'm a student btw) she and I were hanging out and there was lots of sexual tension, eventually we went to a fast food place or something and into a place that was kinda like a bathroom. I keep on cock blocking myself in my dreams because I keep on thinking they're real. Tl;dr how do I stop cock blocking myself in my sleep?