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Weirdest shit you have nutted to?

| What's the weirdest porn or hentai or whatever thing that somehow made you nut?

For me it was food porn.
Not very proud of that one.


| A plate of enema'd curry with shit, cum, rice and onion and a glass of piss
or sounding, you choose it


| A post on a women's health forum.


| OP


| >>454061
So you enjoyed Starless as well~


| An inflation coprophagia hentai doujinshi of Evangelion. Thanks God it didn't become one of my kinks


| >>454059 if by food porn you mean inserting food then that's my fetish and you should link me


| Actual irl bestiality porn videos.

Take that you plebs, I'm the most degenerate one.


| >>458280 well, atleast its not cp... so thx at that.

Atleast that somehow harmless.


| >>458280 not even weird, do that all the time lol


| >>460620 no, that's weird


| >>460699 >>460620 Yee that's pretty weird


| Futa on male


| >>461782 that's gay not weird for the most part


| >>461879 what about futa on beast?


| >>461899 Now that's hot, just put a naked loli on the beasts back


| >>463897 naked amputee loli shitting down the beast's back onto the futa dick mmmmm


| >>464195 make it peeing, maybe even blood. Shit is kinda gross you know. I'd rather my child amputee be bleeding


| >>460620
Can't help it either. Those mares' pussies are too damn hot. Especially when a human dick is in them.


| Anon E x Prefetcher fanfics


| >>464248 wait... peeing blood? I hope that's what you meant


| A very curvy piece of driftwood


| Toddlercon


| curved... swords


| >>464305 What else could i mean? That shit fire<33


| Hand holding, I know, I'm disgusting


| >>466449 >\\\<


| My reflection, in werewolf costume


| >>466449 I have unironically nutted to that before.


| oh my, what am I doing with my life?


| a dog irl nutting in a watermelon


| This thread


| A fursuit orgy


| >>470541 Whoa... that sounds awesome haha


| >>466449 You're not human to be able to fap to that fucked up shit


| i saw the upskirt of a nun as a kid when i was walking up a stairwell, panties were pure white with a little sweat stain on the big puss, i think of that sometimes.


| >>466449
Well, I just try to imagine how you do it. Do you pull your dick out as soon someone holds your hand? Or do you sit in the park behind a bush, waiting for a handholding couple passing so that you can jerk off?


| My solution to a partial fraction integration problem.


| Stucco popcorn ceilings


| >>476970
Shake hands with a receptionist and immediately go to the bathroom to masturbate. She's basically giving you a handjob.


| This Calvin Klein ad in an issue of some magazine my mom had. It had this beautiful black and white photo of this gorgeous woman posing topless while wearing jeans. My 16 year old self nutted to that ad innumerable times. Shit, to this day nothing to me is as hot as a topless chick in jeans.


| >>476941 you think of that sometimes... even now, 40 years later?


| >>477010 hnnnnghhh, I need new pants

>>477020 o_o

>>477043 ask her what lotion she uses because they are so soft... ask to use some... walk into bathroom with the dollop of lotion in your hand (don't rub it in)...

>>477046 +1

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