This thread is permanently archived
how to become a loli
| Wait for science to do its job eventually, we need more weeb scientists.
| Midgets are the closest we have to non asian legal loli. If we combine dwarfism and waifish asian bloodlines along with a low calorie diet during childhood, we could produce an army of lolis
| U can jump off a building and reborn... or not
| First, you must be severely underdeveloped or actually underaged (depends if you want to be legal or not). Next find either a very "cutesy" style or go traditional Lolita style. Then start calling everyone Onii-san or something similar, in the most childish voice you can muster
| cut off your dick
| and take estrogen
| We have accomplished gender bending, but we are still working on age regression.
| What u gonna do after become loli?
| >>291640
Look for fellow new—lolis to make a band, be cute together, watch anime and play videogames together and make a youtube channel so we can afford all that, romance is also an option. :)
| 1.Build time machine.
2.Use time machine to win lottery repeatedly.
3.Invest lotto money into weeb scientists 20-40 years in the past.
4.???
5.Profit.
This thread is permanently archived
| I want to become a cute loli? how