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/d/ writes the plot of doujinshi one sentence at a time
| Anon-kun sees a chad
| Suddenly Anon-kun fell on his childhood friend
| Anon accidentally grabs his friends huge horse cock
| Friend blushes...
| Anon-kun blushes, and tries to back off, but his childhood friend holds him down.
| Chad gets erecyion while looking at them
| Childhood friend starts sucking anon-kun's dicc
| Random ladies come out of nowhere and flock around chad
| One of the random ladies pull out a big dick
| Chad push lady
| Chad is impressed and screams "youre a big guy!"
| Lady screamed back at chad saying "What a small wiener you have lad"
| That's because it's not my wiener answer Chad, it's the zipper to my Chad suit for in reality I am
| threesome
| Computer breaks
| A smaller Chad but with a huge peepee
| Get his peepee broken
| After reaching the height of despair his broken peepee summons a peepee enhancing fairy.
| Then the fairy break his peepee again
| Let's fork on garbage disposal
| "No", saus the protagonists mother.
| Chad picks a banana peel off the ground.
| And try to use it as a replacement dick
| With a slippery inside and a leathery outside, he instantly cums through his Chad suit and on the big girl's face.
| Everyone is confused
| And Chad dick break again
| Everyone is mad
| And then everyone clapped
| Director says 'cut' and went out of the room
| The director goes up to his dark lord loli
| The dark lord loli is actually a trap, and shit starts getting lewd.
| Dark lord trap loli had 8 dicks
| But lost them all in a car accident.
| She attempted to replace them but recieved magical tentacles instead!
| She's know dark lord trap tentacle loli the third
| Director is a furry but hides his true feelings for his pet dog who is an animal person in order to escape prosecution from tentacle lady.
| Not knowing that the tentacle trap loli dark lord loves dog persons and give them high privilege
| "Director" says lard lord trap tentacles loli the third
| Dark*
| The director trembles in a mix of uneasiness and horror, causing him to piss his pants.
| Dark lord trap tentacle loli picks up director with it's peeped tentacle
| (Op here, you gurls suck at writing stories)
| (I don't think anyone tried.)
| (we suck... litteraly and figuratively)
| ( fuck you op. A lot of jizz is going into this)
| Dark lord trap tentacles loli who love dog person then drop the director pant and procede to dress mini Chad in a dog costume
| Then, when the costume is on, Dark Lord Trap Tentacle Loli has intimate intercourse with mini Chad, while he is trembling with fear and confidence.
| Then,dark lord dick broke
| Director cums from the blood
| My NEP going to do penetration in your Neppu
| (why is everybody's dick breaking?)
| (It might be a fetish.)
| Painis cupcake
| ( why are we talking in brackets ?? who said you can communicate with each other, you are writing slaves !! )
| (>>282159 While it's true we are writing slave I'd still want to know where this doujinshi is going. Apparently it's a dick breaking Chad fetish one.)
| After reading the comments, the director realize, he will need to change the script of the hentai to make it better
| Then his dick break
| A sudden outbreak of the French Disease occurs
| But the broke dick fixes it.
| I decide to suck down the chubber
| >>282876 (Op here, yeah I started talking in brackets because I didn’t wanted to confuse you gurls. Pls stop breaking dicks, break minds now.)
| MASSIVE TRAP SHOWS UP AND ANAL FUCKS EVERYONE
| But in a plot twist everyone then anal fucks the trap.
| And then, everyone dick break
| (>>282977 No I meant that this specific post was neither you (op) and neither a girl cause I'm a guy)
| Then a golden Chad with an unbreakable dick appeared (even Chuck Norris can't break his dick)
| Several trained martial arts attempt to chop, kick, punch, assault the dick, but alas he remains undefeated -- for now...
| To demonstrate his dick power, golden Chad break a Nokia using only his dick and come out unscathed
| And with their unbreakable dick, Chad turns a legend
| Then, chad turns at stares at anon-kun childhood friend with lust in his eyes
| “It’s time”, he exclaimed
| Within a micro second, he blow's his entire load onto the two love-struck lovers, the force of his ejaculation propelled them all into-
| Their face. But out of nowhere, a light slam on his dick, and not only broke it, but made it unable to be use and grow again. Sealing chad's dick fate to never work again
| But then god said “fuck that shit” and healed chads dick, making it impossible to break.
| Then golden Chad use his blessed golden penis to heal everyone dick and make them unbreakable
| And they lived happily ever after until-
| Awe I fell like so high for this shit
| Literary masterpiece tbh
| >>283729 (i asked /d/ to write a doujinshi but apparently they love dick breaking and they won’t stop writing about it)
| [literary masturpice] said Chad, as he wrote his second doujinshi with the cum of his friends, his enemies turned friends, and himself.
| Then, realizing there is nothing left to do, Chad break this dick permanently. To this day, chaf have become a women name "Charley". The End
| ... Or is it?
| The director wakes one sunny morning as the sun streams through his sex dungeons window (he's an exhibitionist)
| The director realize that his dick is broken and cry
| But luckily he ordered a silicone sculpture the night before.
| Fuck this shit come at bro
Let's fork on the garbage disposal
| Said a voice coming from behind the director, he turns around and comes face to face with...
| His loli sister
| But it wasn't only his loli sister
It was ,...
| His shota brother as well!
| Who became his sister after breaking his penis in a freak accident in early infancy
| (Op here, it is now ILLEGAL to break dicks, any gurl that breaks a dick from now on will publicly ridiculed)
| (No, dick breaking will become a huge thing in this hentai)
| (Stop dick breaking pls)
| (except I fear no public ridicule mwahahahah(╯✧∇✧)╯)
Everyone broke each others dic...... tionaries because they were tired of looking up sex positions and decided to instead create their own, including master pieces like...
| The upright dick breaking, the reverse dick breaking and the legendary mexican dick breaking (Just kidding haha)
| Dick inspector comes to investigate illegal dick-breaking activities in the holy-wood where director works
| Dick inspector finds irrefutable evidence of dick breaking, everyone in holy-wood is found guilty and are taken to prison, the galactic federation make it a capital crime and nobody ever again had their phallus broken.
| Dick breaking for life!!!
| A faction of galactic rebels formed in response, celebrating the sacred custom of dick-breaking with their illicit activities.
| We follow the director descendant, a young highschool girl who loves dick breaking.
| >>287591 One day she visits the doctor, she discovers she has terminal brain cancer and only has 3 seconds to live. 3... 2... 1...
| But then she looked in her inner self, found the cancer cells and broke all of their dicks, instantly removing all traces of cancer in her brain
| Thus her dick breaking legacy started this day with the cancer cells and the doctor
| She heads to school looking for people to join her dick breaking cause
| And meets Anon-chan, who was still a bit confused from everything that they went through because of the director, but because of those experiences he discovered his dick breaking kink
| Sadly he never had a dick to begin with.
| Then he think that go through on the shitty group on discord of dangerous
Just maybe find a good trap
But oh surprise the group is triple gay and lame and his dicki broke again
| A strange man passed by and uttered the words: "why are we still here?"
| He was spotted by the dick breaking girl and got his dick broke off
| Then the director's daughter broke of the readers dick
| Then Chad comes back with a new dick, but then it's broke. The end
| Then he think hey that pretty good let post on FB and Twitter
But then he notice that he is screw up like shit
| and decides to create dicks from lewd carrots.
| The carrots became sentient and saught after the butts of small children!!!
| The pedophile patrols alarms immediately went off! Interrupting their massive orgy. "You sure it's this important Carl?" "Yea..... lube was gone anyway"
| But there's lub there Carl
| What they didn't know was that this line was placed there by an angry ninja and had sand in it
| (Lube not line* fucking autocorrect)
| "Dammit not again!" Carl thinks of having to go to the doctor yet again because of the lube sand, But is relieved because at least the doctor is hot af
| Unfortunate the doctor that Carl had plan to go to had died turns out he got all of director's daughter cancer turns out there's not that many doctors in this city
| So Carl was stuck with a dick looking like he had fucked some sandpaper for a while
| Then allies arrived. Their ship fell down on Carl. And then they broke everyone's dicks and every women's pussy.
| (Aliens)
| The Aliens turned everyone into tentacle monsters.
| im very concerned with this thread
| Then, the tentacle monster's dick and tentacle broke
| But it's cool because they alien just reattached his dick, because his ultimate kink was BREAKING DICKS WITH HIS OWN DICK
| Then everyone died
| And then the director's broken dick woke up, it was all just a dream
| Then it died because it realize it was broken. The end
| While closing the book, the narrator caught his dick between the page and broke it
| It was a cursed book and everyone reading it would have his dick broke in a maximum of 7 days
| It was also said that if someone managed to protect his dick for 7 days he or she would become a golden Chad
| But, to this day, there is no dick that haven't been broken
| Altho legends speak of a legendary artifact that chooses a special master and protect his/her dick.
| But it turns out he tha big gay
| Also this legends say that once upon a time, one man found this artifact, and fucked each man in the village and near by town.
| Later, his dick was broken by a women, who slap it
| So the artifact is now lost only to be found by it's one and true master.
| One bushy boi
| Wondering trying to get his normaul life together not knowing what destiny awaits him.
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| Anon-kun and his childhood friend were walking to school