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What is the worst surprise you can have when pulling someone's pants down
| No genitals at all
| another pair of pants, fucking denied.
| >mfw when no penis
| That dickgun from From Dusk Till Dawn.
| A masculine penus.
| A penis
| A bomb
| My reflexion
| Pubes.
| He suddenly defecate everywhere
| The dick fell off
| An alligator
| Cthulhu dick
| advertising
| The dick speaks to me
| A tentacle
| intersex
| vagina dentata
| The wrong genital ;__;
| In between their legs starts to form a swirling void, revibrating spacetime and sucking you in
| A diaper
| A small plastic miniature of Freakazoid with no pants and anatomically correct genitalia.
| Degloving! Yikes!!
| The dildo falls out, along with their breakfast
| Your little clone growing out of their body like a penis
| A vagene.
| A thermonuclear device
| Realizing that you actually just pulled down the pant of a mannequin in a clothing store.
| An angery coral snake. Unfortunately, no, that is not the nickname of somebody's penis.
| Picture of my grandma
| The Police.
| Your mom
| Hair
| Like, six pounds of hair. Can't even see anything but hair
| The pants aren't real. You're not real and the world is a simulation.
| Eyes
| Furry buttplug
| Genitentacles
| Horse dick.
| Their face
| A tapeworm
| An enemy stand
| A mirror
| My parents watching me...
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| A pussy...eww gross
| A broken dick or vagina with pus and yeast
| myself
| Waluigi
| Another surprise
| OP
| My one fear: teeth
| A pet rodent. Just unsanitary.
| A Tiger tanm
| All these answers look straight out of Cards Against Humanity.
| Garen hiding in her bush
| A 88mm Flak cannon
| Foam
| A mimic
| A root embedded into the ground instead of legs and there are eyeballs and leech tentacles growing from it waiting for the victim to pull down the outer layer of the plant with many meatbags in it's presence so that the flesh-eating plant can spread.
| The plant makes a 'nomnomnom' sound as it vacuums up all matter within 7 meters.
| your phone suddenly rings and you pick it up to hear that your house is on fire
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