Ears
| I wish I was and elf with big long sensitive ears
I do wonder if it would feel good to have someone lick my years though
| Wow auto correct fucked me over I didn't proof read it either
| only use q-tips in your ears after a shower or bath, as the hydrated wax is less likely to be pushed as hard into the ear drum. For ideal ear cleaning, using earwax removal drops and small specialty earwax removal tools are the most effective.
Punctured eardrums are not sexy
| Could be, watched that one scene from Baki where the dude has his eardrums bursted, after that I immediately wrote myself a horny fanfic where I get kidnapped by a yandere, and forcibly have my cochlea and vestibular system destroyed/broken, and I'm forced to now live like that, unable to keep balance or hear properly as I try and fail to escape.
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| Sometimes I like to use qtips to reach in there, and sometimes I nearly piss myself. Transient experience, recommended doing it in the shower.