Yall playing deadlock?
| It sucks
| Here are the English responses you can use, broken down by how you want to reply:
1. If you totally agree and are having fun too
"Bro, for real! The latest update completely changed the game. Valve really cooked with this one."
"Fr, I haven't been this hooked on a game in years. Absolute W update."
"Valve definitely knows what they're doing. What character are you maining?"
2. If you haven't tried the update yet (or the game at all)
| I'm waiting for the full release, but it seems pretty cool, looks like is my jam too
I do wonder if the full game will be f2p or it'll have a price
| Se7en is king
Mating press Mina
No further questions will accepted
| Mina is the most boring answer brother. Paige a plain jane bookworm with a thicker body. Viper would probably do all the work but has a cloaca. Celest would be incredibly flexible plus you get to shag a unicorn. Maginis? You are now insanely rich, plus muscle mommy.
Tldr get more creative faggot
| Ivy? Call my penis a chisel. Paradox tries to steal my seed. Graves can give you the stranger with her lich hand. Holliday is used to bouncing. Silver if you are a furfag or into girl failure vindicta if you like feet. Wraith 4 hands and loves to make bets, there is a doujin plot if I've ever heard one
| I never got an invite and my friend who did never sent me one :/
| I want invite so bad, but I suck at fps games
| the only deadlock im in is with your mom
please bring lubricant ive been knotted inside her for two hours now
| too cruel a game design for me, I tried
This thread is closed.
| Its so much fun after this latest update. I feel like a kid again playing this shit. Valve got the sauce